goferit 0 Posted June 7, 2012 - to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'.So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.The husband says; 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'. His funeral is next Thursday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadatious 0 Posted June 7, 2012 an old one but absolute classic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferit 0 Posted June 11, 2012 @Chadatious wrote: an old one but absolute classic age 19 !!!! what you know about 'old-ones'..? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oldfart 0 Posted June 11, 2012 @goferit wrote:@Chadatious wrote: an old one but absolute classic age 19 !!!! what you know about 'old-ones'..? Just a young 'sprog' yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
