The miracle of toilet paper

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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror,
Complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
Small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a
Few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
And stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
My breasts.
'How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my
Husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of
Toilet paper between my breasts every day will
Make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your
Arse, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he
May even walk again, although he will probably
Continue to take his meals through a straw.

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My ex must have had shares in Andrex then