Oldfart 0 Posted October 17, 2012 “Fifty Shades of Grey Hair” The missus bought a Paperbackdown Smith's on Saturday, I had a look inside her bag; T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well forty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Then things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back up upon her feet; A couple of minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said That I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d uttered. She stood there nude and beckoned meI bent forward just a bit Then I moved, thought what the hell, And stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
