THE BAR

[madsod 0]

An Arab walked into a very crowded bar and was about to order a drink when
he saw a guy wearing a Jewish cap (yarmulke), a prayer shawl (tzitzis), and
sporting the traditional locks of hair of a Jew.

The Arab told the bartender, loud enough for all to hear that, he was buying
everyone a drink except the Jew.

After the drinks were handed out, the Jew gave the Arab a big smile, waved
at him, then said, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriated the Arab.

Once again, the Arab loudly ordered drinks for everyone except the Jew. But
as before, this did not seem to bother the Jewish guy, who once again
smiled, waved at the Arab, and loudly yelled, "Thank you!"

The Arab asked the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Jew?
I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him and all he
did was smile and thank me. Is he nuts?

"Nope," replied the bartender. "He owns the place!

[BanditMike 0]