madsod 0 Posted December 8, 2013 It was Christmas Eve. a couple doing last minute shopping when the husband disapears.She calls him on his mobile, "where are you?" He replies,"darling, remember the jewellery shop we went in 5 years ago and you fell in love with that diamond necklace, that we could not afford. I said one day I would get it for you?"Her eyes are filling with tears."Yes I remember." she says."Well I'm in the pub next door to that" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites