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MEMORY----- THE STAGE I'M ALMOST REACHED

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Couple, both having problems remembering things.
During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay,
but they might want to start writing things down to help them
remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
chair. ’Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.
Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’
’Sure.’
’Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’
she asks.
’No, I can remember it.’
’Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should
write it down, so as not to forget it?’
He says, ’I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries.’
’I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write
it down?’ she asks.
Irritated, he says, ’I don’t need to write it down, I can remember
it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for
goodness sake!’

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old
man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and
eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment.

Where’s my   censored  toast?’

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