madsod

Think you need to get out more Dave

pub it is then Dave

Now thats a lot of money in one place

welcome to the site

Dont like the bike but love the engine

Welcome to the site

last one next week

Does look nice in white and yes the birds dont look to bad my beds free now

I think he said thats fu**ed it

make you think we get bad winds but not like that ,

top bloke will miss him

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'. The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?' The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

sounds like a right load of tits to me

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London, He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not l isten to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab Muslim asked him: "What are you doing?!" The cabbie answered: "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!!"

well the wife has moved out today and im off to have a few pints with some mates http://www.avonvalleyrailway.org/events/real-ale-festival

we you all seen mine

Well be do a fair bit on the RF and now have all the boxes on th ebike hot grips etc ## bandit top yoke and bars had to make a top hat spacer 22mm by 12mm , and new set of brake lines

yep and are Fred was a great guy also

what a waste of time get some one good on the show and give them sod all time

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase? ”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you. ”Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?” Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.” Wife: “Oh yeah?” Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.” Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?” Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.” Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?” Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.” Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?” Maria: “No Señora… the gardener did.” Wife: “So how much do you want?”

came round my house for tea

Not sure but if it free i will have one