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A man was granted two wishes by God, He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever...... Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa. There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened! Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument. Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!" "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that," he said. "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married" COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!? I WILL THINK ABOUT IT: When a married man says, I'll think about it - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet. TALKING IN SLEEP: A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!

so so ture

very sorry to hear your very bad news , take care ALAN

Need more then that to stop all the dick heads

like it

bet that will fly

must get some better glasses what a dick well it will be soon so lets sort the out

must be a soon as the boss will hit 10,000 post just 53 to go

sure that will be a good mod ,

lol i just put a set on mine , dont think i will park like that

This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3 Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ' dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. 9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.' Answers To Quiz: 1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing. 2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls ... The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute. 3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb. 4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry. 5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems. 6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle... 7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses. 8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce. 9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts. _________________

mate had one very nice bike

GOOD IN yellow

Looks well god im sure he will love it

welcome to the Rick . we a right fun lot

Day of bikes moto gp and the last round of the bsb , put your feet up on right now

What a dick law does say feet must be on the back pegs , i cant see how with this one

This is a members bike on the RFOC , cost a bomb to do if yoy look at the my post just won this you will see some pictures also

This member on the RFOC has took his out to 1146 hell of a bike hope you like that Tony im sure you will

thanks that will be well worth a look

welcome back ,

well all ready for a good ride next year have in the last few weeks won a rack and the 3 boxes Kappa set up .and now just got this . looks the same as my paint job on the bike i have tank bags but always think the paint work might get damaged http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/200828981210?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2648

well update on this my boy will stay with me he is 15 , my 2 daughters one is 11, and the other 17 , will live with me and they mum . 50 /50 but i will let them make they own minds up . as i think at the end of the day .i will see them back full time . the soon to be x wife has as yet not found a new place to live , i will keep the house and a one of payment of £45,000to the bitch . i have had a shed load of paper work to fill out , but got most of it,s done . now . thanks to you all, and a good few mates and my family , i have got to see some light at the end , hope to find a new woman soon and she must be in to bikes , thanks again Garry ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

sounds good Dave how is Robbie getting on ?? hope he is on the mend