Skyryder
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Whats the fastest indicated speed you've been
Skyryder replied to flange's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
On a private road, 146 indicated -
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: "May I see your driver's license?" Driver: "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI." Officer: "May I see the registration for this vehicle?" Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it." Officer: "The car is stolen?" Driver: "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there." Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?" Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk." Officer: "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?" Driver: "Yes, sir." Hearing this, the officer immediately called for back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?" Driver: "Sure. Here it is." It was valid. Captain: "Who's car is this?" Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's the registration." The driver owned the car. Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?" Driver: "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it." Driver: "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk." Driver: "And I bet he told you I was speeding, too!" -
Ashley from Corrie is going to be buried in his favourite footy teams strip, Tram near rovers -
Ordered mine a couple of weeks ago, but heard nowt yet -
Recommend brake pads
Skyryder replied to Grumpyowl's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
On my last 2 bikes (both 650 Bandits) I've always replaced with OEM pads, and I get around 9000 miles to a set. I just maintain them every couple of weeks -
Hi everyone, I'm Geoff, 50+ and I ride a 650 Bandit SA. Sounds like a confession doesn't it. I live on the north west coast (West Cumbria) I've been riding for 33 years, and still love it. I'm sure that I'll get to know you all in time -
Hi everyone, I'm Geoff, 50+ and I ride a 650 Bandit SA. Sounds like a confession doesn't it. I live on the north west coast (West Cumbria) I've been riding for 33 years, and still love it. I'm sure that I'll get to know you all in time
