mrsstue11

May as well throw this one in the mix as well

I would like dedicate this song to my gorgous hubby. Remember Stu this was playing in your car when we first got together all them years ago. Sorry peeps if i've made you all throw up lol

You need to watch more corrie xx

The driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is: .75 seconds........ or 1 car length for every 10 mph...... Test your average reaction time. Be very careful this can be addictive. Click on the link below and good luck. http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf

Gonna be a bear In this life I’m a woman. In the next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you’re a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown cute cuddly cubs, I could definitely deal with that. If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat everyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too I could deal with that. If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a bear

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Ive decided the frame is going to be pink, and the wooden boards are going to be silver with pink hearts stenciled on there

Hi sis we will have to get posting theres plenty of ladies on here too

Howdy everyone i'm Mrsstue11 thought i'd better join as Stue is always hoggin the computer, now at last i got a chance to come on here. Don't be put off by Stu's size he's a pussycat really despite my size i'm the boss! lol