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Everything posted by goferit
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THANKS every-one--appreciated .. I've recently bought a 2nd bike that was on SORN, I've completed the new redg, etc. Also I have insured it as a precaution, mainly to protect against 'SCROTES': but wont be on the road till spring; as you pointed out, it will accrue ncb and I get peace of mind....But the girl at the insurance led me to believe it was compulsory..
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Had a good old chain maintainance day today
goferit replied to goferit's topic in Pics & vids of Bikes
I still like to give the chain a good clean, and get the crud out from the drive sprocket and casing, Dick'.'Theroputic', innit.. I've always had Scot-oilers before.. but I intend giving one of these a try.. P.D. CHAIN-OILER....ELECTRONIC..NOT SCOTOILER TYPE. http://www.pdoiler.co.uk/products.htm Any-one got one ?? How effective are they??. -
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An 80 year old asked his doctor, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a car home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the 80 year old "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
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Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .......... Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time." Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America ; & de odder in Australia ; & here I am in Dublin . When we all left home, we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder." The barman admits that this is a nice custom & says no more. Patrick becomes a regular customer, & always drinks the same way ....... Ordering three pints & drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. One day, he comes in & orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice! & fall silent. When he goes back to the bar for the second round, The barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops & he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me, ..................... I've Quit Drinking!"
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