goferit

TALL

LIGHTNING

DRIVER

LAMP

DESTINATION

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ... "Try doing it with the engine running!" _______________________________________________

TWAS A GOOD UN..

HAND-BAGS AT DAWN !!!!

DIMENSIONS

MILL

YEAH !!!! ME TOO DICK M8..I smokes that.. So I might die before I make it into an old peoples home, eh????, F''Kin' good job I say!! Now!!! what was I goin' to say about me memory???Bugger, I've forgotten.. Just nippin' out for a roly-- --back later..

POWER

BUNNY

STRAIGHT LINES ONLY!! IMAGINE GETTING THE' KNEE DOWN'

="Chadatious"]you know we like pics [/quote] BLIMEY YOU BUNCH!!!!!! I PUT THAT UN ON AGES AGO... YOU WANT PICTURES????? LETS SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND???? BIGGEST I CAN FIND ARE THESE ....IN GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS DON'T GET MANY TO THE POUND THO'..

AUSTIN

HAILWOOD

Believe me, I t passes so quickly, it makes the eyes water..I,m looking back-wards at 60 now it seems only a few years my children were youngsters....Now, they have their own youngsters. HEY...DON'T DESPAIR.....It's great.. I have the time of me life.----- No work(unless I choose to). Go to bed, when I choose, Get UP-- when I choose. Play with me bikes---whenever I choose. You can still be a bit wicked You do get a bit slower tho', but that can be a good thing Don't fear it Embrace it...ENJOY it

TECTONIC

nice one I have got 5 fencing jobs to go and look at tomorrow I'd give you a hand Dave, but bit of a way to go for me

It was the roughest night I've known for years, down here near Brizzle. during last summer,I put up a wooden panel fence,41 x 6' panels- all together, Well------ every-one said they wouldn't survive a storm!! Glad to say it hasn't moved an inch'' And believe it or not next door has an apple tree LOADED with apples,---Still---after all that wind!!

FODDER

BEETLES

OIL