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Do you want Dr.Cook's Sanatorium back ???

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*** UPDATED ***
This days without David are making our DAVEases get worse... so I started to think this possibility !
Let me know what do you think..

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We are able to treat all kind of DAVeases:

** OCDCD
** IPOD ADDICTION
** SUNDAVE ADDICTION
** PARDAVE ADDICTION
** FANBASE HARASSEMENT
** WATERDAVE PSHYCOSIS
** BACKBENDAVE NEUROSIS
** TOUR SHOW COMPULSION
** AND MUCH MORE


We offer a huge number of leisure activities:

- Multiple rooms with 24-hour DC video sections in 52" LCD Tvs, with confortable sofas;
- Guitar lessons with Les Paul guitars;
- Multiple Guitar-Hero activity rooms;
- Flashdance lessons (basic, intermediate and advanced classes)
- Backbending lessons basic, intermediate and advanced classes)


We accept our patients suggestions for new activities and course options !

JOIN OUR HAPPY-MAD GROUP !!!
WE CHARGE NOTHING !


IMPORTANT: OUR GOAL IS NOT CURE ANYONE... BUT SHARE OURS DAVEASES AND BE HAPPY !

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@kenzie93 wrote:
Yes I need to join this group. But I don't want to be cured.


OUR GOAL IS NOT CURE ANYONE... BUT SHARE OURS DAVEASES AND BE HAPPY !

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I totally fit in here but why cure such a good thing. I think I'll take a DC room. Plz make it from Day Tripper and could I plz have David visit me twice a day. Doctor's orders you know?

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I think I should seek this help as most of my family members already think I need mental help. But I am fine!! I am just fine. (Deny, deny, deny...) bouncebouncebounce

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I love not to be cured so definitely I'm in. Please let me in. Open your wonderful doors for me.

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i have all of the above with the exception of the ipod one i didnt jump on the boat soon enough to get in to it so when i go on there im lost but nnewho. i would like to sign up for all of the activities and i would like to include 2 more

CFM eyes lessons

singing lessons.

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i might have to stay after class. because my umm vocal cords (yea them) need to be warmed up.

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DR.COOK' SANATORIUM ANNOUNCES TWO NEW ACTIVITIES:

- CFM eyes lessons

- Singing lessons (with our music.master DR.COOK)

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if dc is the doctor than can i be eygor (except way way hotter? o wait i got it ingad from young frankinstein.)

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Professor Cook asked me to announce that a Guitar Hero Activity will start in a few minutes at the GREEN ROOM on the third floor.

We must remember all of you students that this activity must be performed only with shirt and underwear (like the teacher).
Socks are allowed to help sliding !
No other kind of clothes will be allowed in this class !

He is already there waiting for his students !


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I'd like to know...just how often does the Doctor do rounds?
With all the lessons he is providing...he is going to be busier than ever!!

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I'd like to know...just how often does the Doctor do rounds?
With all the lessons he is providing...he is going to be busier than ever!!


Dr.Cook is a master of genetics too, and had discovered an ultra-secret process of cloning himself.
So we have available at the sanatorium about 50 DR.COOK'S clones 100% functional and identical to the original one, to give the
classes and doing rounds, and everything the patients might need.
The real one is avaiable too, but only teaches at the advanced classes.

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I think I'll head over to that class. OHhhhhhhh he looks so hott!

With that many Doctor Cooks we can each have our own.

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@Piper wrote:
I'd like to know...just how often does the Doctor do rounds?
With all the lessons he is providing...he is going to be busier than ever!!


Dr.Cook is a master of genetics too, and discover an ultra-secret process of cloning himself.
So we have avaiable at the sanatorium about 50 DR.COOK'S clones 100% functional and identical to the original one
.



Yahoo!That man is an utter genius!!

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LAST CALL FOR Guitar Hero Activity

IT'S BEGINNING RIGHT NOW !!!


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Dr.Cook asked me to announce that in 15 minutes will start a FLASHDANCE CLASS - LEVEL BASIC at the BLUE SHOWERS ROOM on the second floor.

This room is equiped with:
50 big showers with both cold and hot water
50 big soft towels
a variety of soaps and shampoos.


We might remember to students that it's a wet activity, and that only two options of clothes are allowed:

1)Bathing-suits
2)The sanatorium uniform: tight tees and tight laced jeans.

Both can be bought at DC STUFF&GADGETS STORE at sanatorium's entrance !

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wait is guitar hero lessons over with? cause if they are *rips off clothes to reveall a tight t-shirt and in pocket of shirt is tight laced pants.* im ready

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@dukedoll wrote:
wait is guitar hero lessons over with? cause if they are *rips off clothes to reveall a tight t-shirt and in pocket of shirt is tight laced pants.* im ready


No need for hurry dukedoll...
You can finish you Guitar Hero lesson...
Another Flashdance Class will start in one hour, and you can attend that one....

In fact I've forgetten to post the classes schedule....
I'll do it right now - in the next post.

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thanx *wipes sweat from brow and starts rocking out to miss murder.

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DAILY CLASSES SCHEDULE:

GUITAR HERO ACTIVITIES:
Mon to Fri:
7:15 am - 9:15 am - 11:45 am - 2:15 pm - 3:15 pm - 5:45 pm


FLASHDANCE LESSONS:
BASIC LEVEL:
Mon to Fri:
9:30 am - 10:30 pm - 12:30 pm - 1:30 pm - 3:30 pm - 5:30 pm
INTERMEDIATE LEVEL:
Mon to Fri:
8:30 am - 11:30 pm - 2:30 pm - 4:30 pm - 6:30 pm
ADVANCED LEVEL:
Mon to Fri:
6:00 am - 8:00 am - 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm



BACKBENDING LESSONS:
BASIC LEVEL:
Mon to Fri:
9:00am - 11:00 pm - 2:30 pm - 4:00 pm - 5:30 pm
INTERMEDIATE LEVEL:
Mon to Fri:
8:30am - 10:30 pm - 1:30 pm - 3:30 pm - 6:30 pm
ADVANCED LEVEL:
Mon to Fri:
7:00am - 9:00 am - 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm


ALL ADVANCED CLASSES ARE CONDUCTED BY PROFESSOR DOCTOR DAVID ROLAND COOK

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Hmm. Methinks we're going to have to issue an invitation to the girls who are still occupying the previous sanitarium too … because the need for therapy never ends.

Their previous address:
THE WORD NERD SANITARIUM

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Hmm. Methinks we're going to have to issue an invitation to the girls who are still occupying the previous sanitarium too … because the need for therapy never ends.

Their previous address:
THE WORD NERD SANITARIUM


I've posted an invitation there with this link !!!!

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@crossword wrote:
Are there any private lessons available?


You must pass before for Dr.Cook's evaluation to determine if you need or not private lessons...

But since his shedule is so full right now with the classes, the tour shows, the album recording, I think these private lessons may only be
available at late night or early morning.

In fact I myself have been taking private lessons with him every day from 11:30 pm till 2:00 am at his bedrooom.
Thud_oldThud_old

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@dukedoll wrote:
2 am to 5am

Poor Dr.Cook ! He will be not able to sleep anymore with these private lessons.....
DroolDroolDrool

May I suggest you to reduce your private lessons time to 2 hours ?
I'll reduce mine too. I'll change to 11:30pm-1:30am, and you get the 2:00am-4:00am...

Let's give Dr.Cook some time to recover !!! :lol!:

You know ..these private lessons are very demanding ... he always finishes the classes very tired !!!!
Thud_oldThud_old

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@Piper wrote:
DR.COOK' SANATORIUM ANNOUNCES TWO NEW ACTIVITIES:

- CFM eyes lessons

- Singing lessons (with our music.master DR.COOK)


i'd like to be admitted into this place too please........i didn't get in soon enough for the Ipod thing but everything else....yup hehe......and DR. COOK? WooHoo!!Thud_old

i'd like 2 or more visits each day by DR. Cook please.....of course he has to be in his Dr. uniform We are ALL Innocent

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oh wait....you were talking about him giving singing lessons.....oops lol.....see i got so excited that i boo-booed lol......ok well i'll have the singing lessons from him but could he also come frequently for checkups?? and get a physical as often as possible please.... Did I Say That?

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Basic Level Singing Lessons Schedule with David Clones:
Saturdays:
8:00am-10:00am
1:00pm-3:00pm




Basic Guitar Lessons Schedule - with David Clones:
Saturdays:
10:30am-11:30am
3:30pm-4:30pm




Advanced Singing-Guitar Lessons Schedule - with David (himself):
Saturdays:
5:00pm-6:30pm
7:00pm-8:30pm

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I think I need to be admitted ... Or not ... Let me think ... Denial is my friend Laughing But it's fun in here, I'll just join in ... Backbending lessons for me, please Very Happy

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CFM EYES LESSON SCHEDULE WITH DAVE:


Only on Saturdays and Sundays Late Nights:
11:00pm-12:00am
12:30am-1:30am
2:00am-3:00am
DUE THE VERY Thud_old AND PRIVATE NATURE OF THIS MATTER THESE CLASSES ARE RESTRICTED TO 5 STUDENTS PER CLASS.
LOCAL: DAVE PENTHOUSE

WE ASK THE STUDENTS TO BRING THEIR OWN BOX OF TISSUES TO THE CLASSES AND TO USE CONFORTABLE CLOTHES.

AS IT'S PROBABLE THAT WE HAVE A GRET NUMBER OF PATIENTS INTERESED ON THESE CFM LESSON, PROF.DAVE IS SCHEDULING
AN AUDITION WITH HIM WITH THE CANDIDATES.
HE WILL BE MAKING THE SELECTION FOR THE CLASSES ON NEXT FRIDAY 9:00PM-11:00PM.


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I want CFM lessons with David ... alone ... Thud_old

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@medka wrote:
I want CFM lessons with David ... alone ... Thud_old


Don't be so greedy Medka !
We must share David with all the girls of the sanatorium !!!!

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@Piper wrote:
@medka wrote:
I want CFM lessons with David ... alone ... Thud_old


Don't be so greedy Medka !
We must share David with all the girls of the sanatorium !!!!


I'll share after my private lessons Razz

Kidding, of course I'll share with my fellow WNs Very Happy

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@medka wrote:
@Piper wrote:
@medka wrote:
I want CFM lessons with David ... alone ... Thud_old

Don't be so greedy Medka !
We must share David with all the girls of the sanatorium !!!!

I'll share after my private lessons Razz
Kidding, of course I'll share with my fellow WNs Very Happy

:lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

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ATTENTION GIRLS...
6:30 PM STARTS A NEW FLASHDANCE CLASS...
DAVE IS WAITING FOR HIS STUDENTS FOR A HOT AND WET DANCE SESSION... Censored
HE IS READY FOR TEACHING ALL HIS SECRETS...

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Mmm, I'm joining all the activities here!!!

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THAT'S THE CAMERA INSIDE THE BASIC LEVEL BACKBENDING CLASS...

YOU CAN SEE OUR BELOVED MASTER DC TEACHING THE FIRST BASIC BACKBENDING MOVEMENT... KNEELING...



THAT'S THE CAMERA INSIDE THE BASIC FLASHDANCE CLASS - YOU CAN SEE MASTER DAVE SHOWING TO THE STUDENT HOW TO PERFORM THE OPEN MOUTH MOVEMENT.

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JUST TO REMEMBER THE GIRLS WHO WANTS TO JOIN CFM EYES LESSONS:

WE HAVE A HUGE NUMBER OF GIRLS INTERESTED ON THESE CFM LESSONS, SO PROF.DAVE IS SCHEDULING AN AUDITION WITH ALL THE CANDIDATES.
HE WILL BE MAKING THIS SELECTION NEXT FRIDAY 9:00PM-11:00PM
IN HIS PENTHOUSE.

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