The £280,000 Mortgage

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For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said 'Son we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is
£280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it.'

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked 'Son where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and
heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you
to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bloody bike!

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It's a cracker!

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