stress, tension and panic?

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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant

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My wife called me as I was sat in the pub last night.
"I've cooked dinner," she screamed, "And if you're not home within 20 minutes, I'm feeding it to the dog!"
"Woooah! That's bang out of order!" I said. "It's not his fault."

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