Oldfart 0 Posted February 3, 2014 Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smilinjack 0 Posted February 3, 2014 A twist on the old "come on Fanny, we're not staying here to be insulted" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
