FEBRUARY CHAT --Part 5!!

[Frannie 0]

I'll show you Amish here, too

[Bee1 0]

can I post something that someone just sent me?

It's not offensive - it's a joke

[inu-kijo 0]

Hey!! If you see Tanya, I am RIGHT HERE!!!
: D

We were planning our next rendezvous earlier tonight.

[Frannie 0]

post away Bee... (can ya'll tell I am hyper?)

[Frannie 0]

Gill... did you want me to send corrections to Sharon also? or can you two share?

[Frannie 0]

Kijo.. this is for you.. says free registration:
http://reachbeyondra.com/?v=GOOG&gclid=CM7YuI6n_p8CFRBM5QodNld9lw#

[Zoonie 0]

Frannie wrote:

good morning gill.. didn't say it properly before... answers sent to you and wish... loved this contest almost as much as the scavenger hunt!

Frannie wrote:

Gill... did you want me to send corrections to Sharon also? or can you two share?

good. Yes send also to Wish just incase I miss her later.

I have to go and dry my hair, don't want to be a mess all day.

Will come back and check on Bee's joke later, and do some pics for you Kijo (by legend I only meant the text, sorry)

*woosh*

[inu-kijo 0]

Oh its ok Gill, I kept reading your post over and over and it made less sense everytime I did.... I was imagining Zoonie on a horse with a lance like in the medievel times.......

[Bee1 0]

inu-kijo wrote:

Hey!! If you see Tanya, I am RIGHT HERE!!!
: D

Invitation accepted


OK joke:
it was in e-mail called: WHY DO WE FORWARD JOKES

if I would have your e-mail address I would have forward it to all of you

A man and his dog were walking along a road.

The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years.

He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall

along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble.

At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch

that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl,

and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.

He and the dog walked toward the gate,

and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.


When he was close enough, he called out,

'Excuse me, where are we?'

'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.

'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.

Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.

'The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?'

the traveler asked.

'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill,

he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate

that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside,

leaning against a tree and reading a book.

'Excuse me!' he called to the man.

'Do you have any water?'

'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'

'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.

'There should be a bowl by the pump.'

They went through the gate, and sure enough,

there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself,

then he gave some to the dog....

When they were full, he and the dog walked back

toward the man who was standing by the tree.

'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.

'This is Heaven,' he answered.

'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said.

'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'

'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?

Nope. That's hell.'

'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'

'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks

who would leave their best friends behind.'


Soooo...

This explains why we forward jokes:

Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us

without writing a word.... Maybe this will explain.

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch,

guess what you do? You forward jokes.

When you have nothing to say, but just want to keep in contact,

you forward jokes.

When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes.

Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?

A forwarded joke.

So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today, and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.

You are all welcome @ my water bowl anytime!

[inu-kijo 0]

Thanks for the link Frannie, I will check it out more fully later.. right now it would be kind of pointless, I hate to say.



almost there......

[inu-kijo 0]

Awww thanks for posting that Bee, that is lovely!!!

[Frannie 0]

understood Kijo.. what intriqued me was the fact that they are suggesting an eating plan. I wasn't aware that RA could be affected by food.. but if it's an inflammation thing, I guess it makes sense.. going to register myself. just because I want to see what they have to say

[Frannie 0]

I like that. Bee! and it's so true. Sometimes all you have time to do is forward something, hoping you catch up later

[inu-kijo 0]

really, food?
how interesting. Will read up on that later as well. right now I am counting minutes....

[Frannie 0]

inu-kijo wrote:

really, food?
how interesting. Will read up on that later as well. right now I am counting minutes....

well I registered.. nothing much about food.. might be something helpful though .. we shall see

[Frannie 0]

ok.. going to go get some visits done.. will see you all later

[Bee1 0]

Sorry guys - I've gotta go now. I'm needed away from my computer.

If I don't speak to you - Have a great weekend

[Zoonie 0]

Bar's open!!!!

[Wish Fairy 0]

Well, thanks goodness it is
What a DAY !!!!!!!!
Hi gill - how was your day ?

[Zoonie 0]

be right with you Wish

[ToniM 0]

Hello everyone

[Wish Fairy 0]

Zoonie wrote:

be right with you Wish

okey doke

ToniM wrote:

Hello everyone

Hey Toni - happy Friday :-)
Sorry I had to rush off yesterday. Everything ok with you ?

[ToniM 0]

Wish Fairy wrote:

Zoonie wrote:

be right with you Wish

okey doke

ToniM wrote:

Hello everyone

Hey Toni - happy Friday :-)
Sorry I had to rush off yesterday. Everything ok with you ?

I am ok. Just hoping my life calms down soon

[Zoonie 0]

Sorry my friend's on the phone having a moan (as per usual of late)

What she's going on about is so ironic and she can't see it, so I've just put a head set on and am letting her ramble on.

Day was fine thanks - how about you?

[Zoonie 0]

Hi Toni, only just seen you there

[ToniM 0]

Zoonie wrote:

Hi Toni, only just seen you there

Hi How are you doing?

[Wish Fairy 0]

ToniM wrote:

Wish Fairy wrote:

Zoonie wrote:

be right with you Wish

okey doke

ToniM wrote:

Hello everyone

Hey Toni - happy Friday :-)
Sorry I had to rush off yesterday. Everything ok with you ?

I am ok. Just hoping my life calms down soon

I know what you mean! Why so hectic ??

Zoonie wrote:

Sorry my friend's on the phone having a moan (as per usual of late)

What she's going on about is so ironic and she can't see it, so I've just put a head set on and am letting her ramble on.

Day was fine thanks - how about you?

Very busy - to be honest it's been a bit of a plate spinning week for me. I have a lot of things at critical path at work and then the dining room is starting to take shape (but as usual needs all kinds of decisions about colour, wallpaper, paint, flooring etc) and then my volunteer work has turned in a REAL full time job ! !

[ToniM 0]

Wish Fairy wrote:

ToniM wrote:

Wish Fairy wrote:

Zoonie wrote:

be right with you Wish

okey doke

ToniM wrote:

Hello everyone

Hey Toni - happy Friday :-)
Sorry I had to rush off yesterday. Everything ok with you ?

I am ok. Just hoping my life calms down soon

I know what you mean! Why so hectic ??

Zoonie wrote:

Sorry my friend's on the phone having a moan (as per usual of late)

What she's going on about is so ironic and she can't see it, so I've just put a head set on and am letting her ramble on.

Day was fine thanks - how about you?

Very busy - to be honest it's been a bit of a plate spinning week for me. I have a lot of things at critical path at work and then the dining room is starting to take shape (but as usual needs all kinds of decisions about colour, wallpaper, paint, flooring etc) and then my volunteer work has turned in a REAL full time job ! !

Personal things going on. Too much stress right now.

[Zoonie 0]

ToniM wrote:

Hi How are you doing?

Good thanks, just jogging along as per, still looking after the abandoned cat, and looking forward to spring.

Wish Fairy wrote:

Very busy - to be honest it's been a bit of a plate spinning week for me. I have a lot of things at critical path at work and then the dining room is starting to take shape (but as usual needs all kinds of decisions about colour, wallpaper, paint, flooring etc) and then my volunteer work has turned in a REAL full time job ! !

What's the volunteer work Wish?

[Wish Fairy 0]

Toni...come and relax for us a little while. Maybe we can help (at least as a diversion if not in a practical way )

..and failing that there's always the "C&G virtual Bar" :bartend: :bartend:

[Wish Fairy 0]

...dinner gong !

Sorry - see you later !

[Zoonie 0]

See Toni, she offers up the bar and then scarpers!

Is there anything you want to get off your chest? or just some company?

[Zoonie 0]

OK on my own,so I'm leaving to go and eat
x

[tweets 0]

noone here

[bogie 0]

popped in to say hi xxx hugs xxx

[BooBear 0]

Hello! Anyone home?

[bogie 0]

Hi got side tracked! anyone about?

[BooBear 0]

Jumps up and down

I'm still here! How are you me twin? Just completing a trade so been missing for a few minutes.

[bogie 0]

Im still here, hope it was a good trade to you Me boo :kiss;

[BooBear 0]

I was buying rather than selling - just waiting on the items now. How has half term been?

[bogie 0]

Ive made it to the end of the week and I still have hair

How have your 2 days off with G been? lots of fun I hope x

new mb's are out I think, not seen what yet though

[BooBear 0]

Yeah - fun! He had a friend to play yesterday and we went to the zoo with another friend today. T working tomorrow again so on my own all day again. Think we may go to the cinema and/or swimming. See how it goes.

You will see them soon! :whistle:

[inu-kijo 0]

uggggh. i think I overdidi it today.... I hurt sooo much. : C

How is everyone else????

[bogie 0]

Boo! Jumping up and down and very excited When??????????????

What have you been up to Kijo, or is it the double (far too many) shifts that you are doing right now? P.S.

[BooBear 0]

Oh blimey kijo! What have you been up to? I'm good thanks!

[Toulouse 0]

Psst

[bogie 0]

Kijo, im hunting but cannot find the suggestions area on this forum and FAQ do not help either your familiar with the site now and any help would be appreciated x

[inu-kijo 0]

I picke up a shift today... that was amistake... my body knows that I should be at home and it is madly revolting against me!!!!
Tanya is gonna skin my hide later for sure.

HI BOOOOO!!!!!!!!
how are you sweets???

[bogie 0]

Psst. I see you BG hows your day been?

[BooBear 0]

Boogs - now!!! BooBear just dropped by with some things for you.