firehawk

i have a solution. give the bike to me. other than that, w*nking might help exercise your wrists a bit. my wrists were aching when I started doing this job but they have settled now. you just need to get used to it

@lee wrote:

my mrs if she says please

yeh right

lots of air at the mo

back in the day when i was 16. walked past a cop car like it and somehow didn't get stopped for being underage. my m8 caught their attention though but only cos he was shouting at them. The pub knowingly served underage drinkers

it'll give you time to finally finish ya bike m8

you could become a bus driver. good pay, good hours, customers are nice.......oh hang on

@Grumpyowl wrote:

welcome
Hey Up Duck

my ex boss used to call me duck. are you liverpudlian by any chance?

and hello Matt.

Dave had started his own forum and there isn't a caravan section

I am now a vehicle glass technician. Seemes to be a pretty good job. Just finished my last day training today so off on my own tomorrow once I've picked up my kit. You can have a good laugh and you get to meet some nice people too, especially alot of tasty women . There is always work to do because of people getting chips and cracks on our crappy british roads.
I did have to do a job in a sewerage works today though. It absolutely stunk and the bloke there decided to start a conversation about shit .

@pugeyed wrote:

i work for the police

are you the drummer?

i had one of them these evening. 3 scrambled eggs, 3 bacon, fried bread, beans and 1/2 an onion fried off. yummy

for pudding I had shreddies

cheers all

i don't have one at the mo. I was out of work for 3 months so saving up to get another one. I used to have a 600 bandit followed by an sv1000.

@yankeedoodle wrote:

are you the hoff? lol

dman, you've seen past my disquise

i go to the beach alot, work on cars and bikes, do a bit of woodwork, the odd bit of electrical work and look after my birds

buster the gay collie x







I also have 21 canaries called, dylan, jojo, plod, farley, prescott, ludlow, paul, splodge, tilley, tom, tiny, tia, patch, midget (plus the 7 new ones that I've had this year, for sale soon if you're interested). I wont post photos of them though because it would be damn near impossible to photo them individually.

Rose wrote:

Shouldn't your name be Norman?

i don't understand that one

@suzukijax wrote:

Can i say hi too considering you have only said hi to the "lads"

of course you may. sorry about that.

thanks all for the welcome

my name is jeff and i'm a pyscho.

most of you probably know who I am anyway. thought i pop in to the new forum and say hello. hope it all goes well Dave

you'll love it m8. they are great bikes. take it for a test ride if you can. you'll be grinning from ear to ear for days

there are a heck of a lot of good new comedians coming on the scene at the mo

my biggest mistake was selling my bikes