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  1. A young woman, who was at her father's funeral, asked her mother, "Mom, how did Dad die?" Her mom replied, "Heart attack." "What was he doing?" the daughter asked. Her mother said, "Well, we were having sex."

    This enfuriated the daughter, because they were both 80 years old. The daughter said, "You guys are 80 years old! You should have expected something like this! You're way too old to be enga
    ging in this sort of activity!" The mom replied, "Well, you see, years ago, we realized that at noon every day, the church bells rang. So, we decided to work along to that nice, slow rhythm so that your father wouldn't have a heart attack. It worked for years too. That poor guy... he'd still be alive today if that darned Ice Cream truck hadn't come along..."

  2. Dont get me on bins Shocked
    Ours are changing.We got a Green recycle one for paper n tins(must be washed out).A black one for everything else witch is emptied once a week.
    There now emptying the black one one every 2 weeks and we cant put any waste food in it.There are giving us another small 10 litre bin for the kitchen Shocked and a 25 litre one for outside so when the one in ya kitchen is full of waste food you can scrape it out into the new one outside..just for food n nowt else.. fightinghead bangfinger


  3. Flange, if your new to Z750's it might be worth
    me mentioning that they dont actually float,
    just in case you were wondering....





    My ex-Mrs, normaly a pretty quick rider, she got it wrong that day.
    Now has the latest spec Z750.


    Sh*t.Not nice to see that Tony.I do like the look of the 07 onward 750 thumbs
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