Oldgit

Most events seem to be up north, so if you fancy some Southern hospitality; "come on down!"

If you're likely to be going to China don't get tempted into a race. http://www.deccanherald.com/content/232460/two-chinese-street-motorbike-racers.html

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

GRITTERS!! It's tropical darn sarf, dafs are out.

tickle

Oooh! go on then. Who's round is it?

I got an old CB650 sat around for a few years without being run. It wouldn't start as the carbs were all gunged up with old petrol. I got some Wurth Carb cleaner, works wonders; the bike started up straight away.

Now you see! You should have gone to work in your wet weather gear. You could have avoided all that silly needless riding around for no reason.

Not exactly a regular poster myself. Drop in every now and again and duck out, see what events are around etc. which is probably what most visitors do. This just made me realise not really a forum if you don't post every now and again.

Did someone say ale?

We used to tell a slightly ruder version at school that involved lemon curd, I'm sure you can work it out.

Someone has been reading their Profanisaurus.

I went to bangkok for a testicle operation. The nurse cupped my balls and said....: don,t worry its normal to get an erection when doing this: but I said...: I haven't got an erection...she said I HAVE

Z750GT

Good job they look good. But word of warning, I was doing the wheels when restoring my old SP400 and something flew in my eye, had to go to hospital, a shard had embeded itself in my eyeball. I now wear goggles everytime I usen the drill for polishing. You feel a bit of plonker but if anything flies off it comes off at such a rate, I wince when I see someone doing now without goggles.

I've brewed my own on a few occasions. It just exploded, either in the bottle or out your arse.

Beef curtains?

Be very careful though, Buyers Premium of 15% and VAT @ 17.5 % to be added to the final bid price.

Wise words of course from Hertfordshire; it's good to talk. I have noticed a bit of a trend here, us Southern softies seem to prefer dialogue.

But I've seen his bulging sack

Totally disagree with his selection, not one of these would make it into my top 100 worst bikes.

Thanks for the welcome Dave, thought I'd better not appear unsocial like so, HELLO