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  1. Three guys died on the same day...One was an Engineer,the other was a doctor and the third is a homeless man with a little mental problem...
    The Devil was waiting for them because, apparently all three of them deserved to go to Hell...Since the Devil was in a good mood...

    The Devil said,

    "Allright you three,I will give you a chance for you to go to Heaven.However,each of you must ask me a question.If I manage to answer your question you're coming to Hell with me but if I can't answer you question[Yeah Right!!],you can go to heaven..Sounds like a deal?

    All three men said,

    Ok,we agree..

    The engineer asked the hardest mathematical question he knew and pass it to the Devil for him to answer.

    The Devil solved it without hesitating.Therefore,he went to Hell

    Next,the doctor asked the Devil about a complex medical procedure.

    The Devil took a moment to think but answered it correctly.The doctor went to Hell too.

    Lastly,the homeless man's turn to ask a question...

    He requested for a chair with 100 holes on it..

    The Devil made it appear from thin air..

    The homeless man sat on the chair and farted quite loudly...

    He got up and asked the Devil in broken english "Which hole I farted???"

    So The Devil gambled and pointed to a hole in the middle of the chair..

    "Wrong",the man said.

    Devil:So which hole?

    The man:With a smile on my face..

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    The next moment,The man was in heaven



  2. Hot Wheels cars get an upgrade with stunt track camera

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    ShareWitnessing all of the unexpected crashes from a Hot Wheels car flying down a loop-the-loop track is extremely exhilarating. Soon, every five-year-old boy will be able to see the crazy action, not from above, but from the perspective within the little toy cars.

    Mattel's Video Racer is the much-needed upgrade that Hot Wheels cars have been dying for. Equipped with a small video camera that can record at 30 to 60 frames per second, the Video Racer will be able to shoot footage of itself roaring down the stunt track. Video can be played back on the small LCD located on the belly of the car or downloaded to a computer via USB. A special Hot Wheels video editor will even let you cut all of the zany clips together.

    The only thing that would make Mattel's Video Racer even more awesome is if 1,200 of them went flying through that insane stunt track we saw awhile ago.

    At last, amateur Tony Scott fans will finally have a chance to recreate their own version of Days of Thunder. At $60 a car (cable included) and with a launch window slated for the Fall, you'd better make sure your kid's been good all year round to justify a Video Racer.



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