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  1. hassan

    lawak skit - huhu

    A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?" Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks: "Who here has spoken with a ghost?" Half the audience puts up their hands. "And who here has touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands. He asks: "And who here has made love with a ghost?" One little man in the back row puts up his hand... The psychiatrist looks down from the podium at the little man and says: "Do you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?" The man replies, "Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you correctly. I thought you said 'goat'."
  2. What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears... blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah! blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
  3. blum masuk stok... shipment delay
  4. mana tak senak... dengar kata pujangga art.. "aku carded ada 8 tapi loose takder lagi... "
  5. restoran mamak lotus version is cheaper...
  6. sesal dulu pendapatan sesal kemudian takder pendapatan.... regret now income.. regret later no income...
  7. nice .. but dont think the price is justified tho...
  8. tgh pikir... kalau letak kat bilik aku pun best gak bunting nie... mcmana "angkut" nih... kidnap jer laa more like "hmmm, kalau letak kat bilik aku pun best gak hassan nie" ceh.... ....
  9. rims ajer.... i up skit la ... car n rims are nice...
  10. glad u enjoyed my poison....
  11. kalau da banyak baru bole jadi bone shaker ... muahaha........
  12. hehe.. manage to buy a few since and got raoked a few too.
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