hassan 0 Posted March 31, 2010 What a woman says...This place is a mess! C'mon!You and I need to clean up!Your stuff is lying on the floor andYou'll have no clothes to wear if wedon't do laundry right now! What a man hears...blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blahblah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blahblah blah blah RIGHT NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mushr00m 0 Posted March 31, 2010 hahahahaha.... I think it only applies to you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hassan 0 Posted March 31, 2010 A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?" Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks: "Who here has spoken with a ghost?" Half the audience puts up their hands. "And who here has touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands. He asks: "And who here has made love with a ghost?" One little man in the back row puts up his hand... The psychiatrist looks down from the podium at the little man and says: "Do you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?" The man replies, "Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you correctly. I thought you said 'goat'." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eight 0 Posted April 1, 2010 hhehehe I thought you said 'goat'." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chee keng hong 0 Posted April 1, 2010 WAKAKAKAK!! Sakit Perut liao!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mushr00m 0 Posted April 1, 2010 Ralph and Margaret were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Margaret promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Margaret's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.When she went to tell Margaret the news she said, 'Margaret, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'Margaret replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
