GT347 0 Posted May 17, 2011 X-entertainment.com Interviews Optimus Prime! We were recently granted an very rare interview with Transformers Autobot leader, Optimus Prime. I've gotta admit, I was pretty taken aback by his candor, but hey...a true leader pulls no punches. Read on...X-E: Optimus! Thanks for granting us this special interview. It means a lot to us personally, and I'm sure it means a lot to the readers. How are you feeling today?Optimus: Oh, just terrific, thanks.X-E: Optimus...you are heralded as the greatest Autobot leader ever. How does it feel to have that title?Optimus: Please. It's like winning a painting contest against two blind guys without hands. Ultra Magnus? Come on...his biggest accomplishment in his two minute stint as leader was blowing up half our ship and whining about some unsolved mysteries. He's a **** pussy. And Rodimus? Give me a break.X-E: Hmm...I'm sensing a little hostility on this whole Rodimus issue. Am I right on that?Optimus: Hey, because of that **** I got shot twelve times and died. You wouldn't be buying him cupcakes either, dude.X-E: Hmmm... Guess I see your point. Yeah, he did kinda cause you to die, didn't he? How did you feel, lying on that table knowing that you were about to go six feet under?Optimus: Ohhh I felt great! Never felt better! What kind of **** questions are these...I haven't answered a more obvious question since Jazz asked me if the sky was blue. Christ...X-E: Oh... uh...Optimus: Hey man, I was just kidding! Seriously though...I'm laying on that table, all the Autobots are watching me die. Couldn't one of them just change my batteries or something? I'm a robot for crying out loud. Let me ask you a question...if someone shot your car a few times, what would you do?X-E: Well, I guess I'd get it fixed up, get a new paint job...things like that.Optimus: Exactly! It just pissed me off. I really don't understand it though. For two seasons I was fighting Megatron every day, and I never got a scratch. Then, out of nowhere, he has this awesome aim and a lazer that actually hurts me. It was pretty weird.X-E: Ah yes, Megatron. You know, he won our little villain poll here...our readers feel he was the best cartoon bad guy of all time. Your thoughts?Optimus: Personally, I voted for Skeletor. After all, the guy's a **** skull. You don't get much more evil than that. I guess Megs was pretty evil...but see, I judge evil by underwear. Skeletor had this badass black furry underwear. Megatron had none. My vote was pretty obvious.X-E: Uhh...no comment there. Okay...out of all the Autobots, who did you feel was the most effective in battle?Optimus: Me.X-E: Besides you, Optimus.Optimus: Man, I did all the work. All the rest of those turkeys just sat there yelling 'yay Optimus!' while raising their arms like it was some sort of basketball game.X-E: Alright...how about the Autobot who was the least effective in combat?Optimus: Oh, that's easy. Blaster. What the hell was he supposed to do? Play pop songs in the hopes that he could convince the Decepticons to dance instead of shoot at us? And the way he talked...jesus. 'Hey, humans, open yo eyes...it's me, it's me...robot in disguise!' Makes me **** sick, quite honestly.X-E: Thanks for your time, Optimus Prime... Any closing thoughts?Optimus: Just one. Do you have any marijuana? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawan 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Movie #3 is coming, and im losing $$$ also this timeeee.. argghhh..so many robot to collect.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildspirit 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Fancy underwear Optimus..come on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GT347 0 Posted May 18, 2011 i didnt know optimus prime was this cocky. someday pls slap him haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildspirit 0 Posted May 18, 2011 not that cocky la. dah kalah hisap fit la. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinclair 0 Posted May 18, 2011 Give me main man Optimus some grazzz..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hassan 0 Posted May 19, 2011 hmmmm... look like its much more than weed the eyes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chee keng hong 0 Posted May 19, 2011 naughty Optimus Prime!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atomkinder 0 Posted May 19, 2011 "It is official and predictable: Transformers Dark of the Moon is rated PG-13. The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) gave the rating for intense prolonged sequences of sci-fi action violence, mayhem and destruction, and for language, some sexuality and innuendo. Yep, a Michael Bay film."Ahahaha!Parents, you can forget about bringing your kids to watch.Those who's reaching for purity, just have to wait. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinclair 0 Posted May 19, 2011 Would it make any difference back home?Here would be enforced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GT347 0 Posted May 20, 2011 kids just gonna download them or buy pirated cd anyways. parents sure dont wanna let their kids see optimus smoking weed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sahama 0 Posted May 20, 2011 Thats make it so excited big or small Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mopreme 0 Posted May 26, 2011 Mcm perangai sesetengah pelakon betul la, dalam filem je nampak baik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
