Oldfart 0 Posted September 30, 2012 I have a little SatnavIt sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friendIt tells you where you areI have a little SatnavI've had it all my lifeIt’s better than the normal onesMy Satnav is my wifeIt gives me full instructionsEspecially how to drive"It's thirty miles an hour", it says"You're doing thirty five"It tells me when to stop and startAnd when to use the brakeAnd tells me that it's never everSafe to overtakeIt tells me when a light is redAnd when it goes to greenIt seems to know instinctivelyJust when to interveneIt lists the vehicles just in frontAnd all those to the rearAnd taking this into accountIt specifies my gear.I'm sure no other driverHas so helpful a deviceFor when we leave and lock the carIt still gives its adviceIt fills me up with counsellingEach journey's pretty fraughtSo why don't I exchange itAnd get a quieter sort?Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,Makes sure I'm properly fed,It washes all my shirts and thingsAnd - keeps me warm in bed!Despite all these advantagesAnd my tendency to scoff,I do wish that once in a whileI could turn the damned thing off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
