Chadatious 0 Posted December 19, 2013 come on then! do your worse! What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?They go into town, and blow a few bucksThree men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates."In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"The man replied, "They're Carols". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadatious 0 Posted December 19, 2013 @flange wrote: Nicked thati know, seen it on facebook Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferit 0 Posted December 20, 2013 I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, GET THOSE '''KIN REINDEER OFF MY ROOF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadatious 0 Posted December 20, 2013 What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky Mary and Joseph - now they had a stable relationshipWhat did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a crackeWhy did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadatious 0 Posted December 20, 2013 my car told me this one: Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?A. Mooooey Christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dick65 0 Posted December 20, 2013 im not joining in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oldfart 0 Posted December 21, 2013 You must get out more Chad... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadatious 0 Posted December 21, 2013 @Oldfart wrote:You must get out more Chad... Work work work mate. And Crap weather for the evenings so I need something to keep me sane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BanditMike 0 Posted December 22, 2013 I can make no further comment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skelly 0 Posted December 24, 2013 But i'm going to join inWhat happened to the the man who stole an advent calender?He got 25 daysWhat motorbike does santa ride?A Holly davidsonWhat is the best Christmas present?A broken drum, you just can't beat itWhy did Santa's helper see the doctor?because he had LOW ELF ESTEEM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
