Oldfart 0 Posted February 2, 2014 MEN BEWARE . . .This Chinese new year is the Year of the Horse, so be prepared . . .Nag Nag Nag . .How ironic,I just downloaded the JobCentre Plus app and it doesn't work.I've just released my own fragrance. But no one on this bus seems to like it.I married my wife for her long legs and big tits. Now she has long tits and big legs.Watching TV with my wife on Saturday night, I realised the exact moment I didn't want to be with her any more."Those numbers again, in numerical order are 6, 10, 26, 32, 35 and 44. bonus ball 37"Our window cleaner doesn't half do a thorough job.Twice I've come home in the past month to find him cleaning the inside of our bedroom window,whilst embarrassingly my wife is still in bed.It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman... it doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard.Justin Bieber goes to jail.Writes "Free JB" in protest on his cell wall.Then learns his cellmate is dyslexic.My son said, "Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?"I said, "I was 18. I walked into a bar and spotted the most gorgeous blonde I'd ever seen. Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her."He said, "So what happened?"I said, "Nothing. The idiot missed and hit your Mother." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
