obalanga 0 Posted January 25, 2015 She said: we can't afford beer anymore. you are gonna have to quit.He said: But I caught you spending £50 on make up.She said : I do that to look pretty for you.He said: that's what the beer is there for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferit 0 Posted January 26, 2015 She said--"I feel ugly, Dowdy, and I'me beginning to lose my looks and faculties. I need some words of encouragement, tell me something nice". Hde said."Well.---- There's feck all wrong with yer eyesight" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadatious 0 Posted January 26, 2015 this place is getting worse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferit 0 Posted January 26, 2015 @Chadatious wrote:this place is getting worse Well---- Oblanga started it, ya rascal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chadatious 0 Posted January 26, 2015 as bad as eachother! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BanditMike 0 Posted January 27, 2015 She said: What's on the TV?He said: Dust.He should be out of hospital shortly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferit 0 Posted January 29, 2015 He saidFancy a quicky ??? She said"As opposed to what?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BanditMike 0 Posted January 31, 2015 He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.Keep them coming Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferit 0 Posted January 31, 2015 He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said...That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goferit 0 Posted February 2, 2015 He said - "Two inches more and I would be king." She said - "Two inches less, and you'd be queen." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
