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She said: we can't afford beer anymore. you are gonna have to quit.

He said:  But I caught you spending £50 on make up.

She said : I do that to look pretty for you.

He said: that's what the beer is there for.

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She said--
"I feel ugly, Dowdy, and I'me beginning to lose my looks and faculties. I need some words of encouragement, tell me something nice". Sad

Hde said.
"Well.---- There's feck all wrong with yer eyesight" Twisted Evil

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He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"



She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.


Keep them coming   thumbs   thumbs   fofl   fofl

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He said...
Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said...
That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa hide

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He said - "Two inches more and I would be king." thumbs

She said - "Two inches less, and you'd be queen." Shocked

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