"Have you ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?"

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...the woman asked her husband.

"No"...said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her
blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.

He took the crumpled twenty pound note from her ...and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen fifty pounds all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband?

"No ..no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer knickers... and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.

He took the crumpled fifty pound note... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen £10,000 all crumpled up?"

"No, never" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited).

"Well, go and look in the garage!"...she said.

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Haha

[Chadatious 0]

oh no

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[madcarper 0]

yes when my granddad fell in the swimming pool at butlins with all his clothes on, pegged his notes on the washing line to dry out.

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[Davehutch-hutchs 0]

@madcarper wrote:

yes when my granddad fell in the swimming pool at butlins with all his clothes on, pegged his notes on the washing line to dry out.

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