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jezza

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  1. I've printed his pic out and put it on the mantelpeice, it frightens the kids away from the fire.......so in a way it does help with health and safety.
  2. jezza

    Just joined up!

    Likewise...How is it mate? Doin good mate thanx... how`s you ? Nice to see another BRONZE Bandit rider in here BROWN
  3. oh Airlock you make it so easy.......depends what time of day/week it is. early mornings and afternoons something blue goes on between my legs ....my daily hack of a bandit 650. at the weekend when its hot outside my 1200 with a touch of nos. sunday mornings a p*ss proud willy but then again airlock you should know that as your my sunday morning bitch.
  4. once you do the garden , firepit etc. she would soon forgive you
  5. jezza

    party time

    Just testing the water Dave. maybe time to pollute it Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his arse.
  6. jezza

    party time

    Just testing the water Dave.
  7. jezza

    party time

    There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy dress party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
  8. I missed them but thats what comes of having the adult tent next to themain tent any of them they all looked diiiiiirty ha ha
  9. Disgusting, you just know how to lower the tone sometimes
  10. I missed them but thats what comes of having the adult tent next to themain tent
  11. my helmet is nice n hard and the weapon is in my hands ready and by the end of tonight both are going to be well bashed but safe as i always wear protection.......well it is kendo night so laydeez your gonna have to play by yourselves tonight. oh and rose i could always pop round after i've been to my other hobby .....I'm a season ticket holder at Oxford utd Dave , am I allowed to post my more frightening pics.
  12. ha ha and i can get much worse so don't encourage me
  13. and fast,and leaves you with less money and can also cause a couple of domestics with the other half.
  14. This is my B12 also have a 650 for my daily hack. and if I get time this weekend this is going on.
  15. and my mrs is is friend on f/book must get the lazy dog to update his profile, it has not been on it for a while. gorgeous looking dog Thank you.
  16. yes and i have my weapon on show again. and how much time do you spend polishing that weapon? it depends if a good looking lady is about ..........then i get her to do it as we all know polishing is a womans work
  17. yes and i have my weapon on show again.
  18. my ncdl rescue dog "stanley" - a staffie crossed with a english bull
  19. my new hobby is kendo , do it once a week and have to travel over 20 miles to my nearest dojo,very very tiring but very very enjoyable.
  20. http://www.diggerseats.co.uk/ was at the bulldog , his work looks very good.
  21. don't knock it , instant central heating and no need to stop for toilet breaks ,what better keep way to keep warm.
  22. I could always put some flyers next to the exotic postcards that advertise services in the local telephone box. on a serious note you could always ask people to put a link in their signature on other forums they are on e.g mcn, riff raff, bikers nite forums etc. i think search engines search off key words when searching so you need to tag these in . at work our website is cotswoldstone.com which obviously comes fairly close to the top when people search "cotswold stone".
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