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madsod

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  1. more then likely to far for most but i will be going on sunday . will put picture up sunday night i hope http://www.classicbikeshows.com/
  2. thanks for that , and yes well pleased
  3. i can take it . kid's at my daugher's school said is that your grandad
  4. poor Stu get's all most as much stick as Dave get's
  5. will get a better one soon but the engine sound so lush http://s90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/madsod/?action=view&current=IMG_0039rfmove-1.mp4
  6. Well a good 6 months work and a lot of hours still a few small job's but it looks so very nice ,
  7. well just done a few miles on my orange bike today will put up a few picture's up tonight of it in day light , rode very nice ,
  8. That Honda got my wheels
  9. good new as we are not in the pub , but is DAVE
  10. yes it can be done . cost i would say £30 to £40 . may be a bit less
  11. 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..." 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing. 15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't. 16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes. 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
  12. madsod

    heellloooo

    welcome very nice bike the Suzuki 1400
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