streetfighter

Spiritual

Thanx everyone just going in fingers crossed

Sexual

Poor

thats gonna be one nice ride

Farm

Nice one

Pigs

@dirtydog wrote:

@streetfighter wrote:

@dirtydog wrote:

lets put you to the test then..

alright fella im a family man with 2 children and a large dog
and im in the market for a new car but dont want to end up driving a diesel estate i would like something "sporty" but practical which model do you recommend.

good luck with the interview btw

http://www.audi.co.uk/new-cars/a6/a6-allroad-quattro.html

This is just what you need

thank you thats a nice looking cage can i pay in brass buttons and belly button fluff please

Thought you would like that

Cheers everyone can't wait now

@dirtydog wrote:

lets put you to the test then..

alright fella im a family man with 2 children and a large dog
and im in the market for a new car but dont want to end up driving a diesel estate i would like something "sporty" but practical which model do you recommend.

good luck with the interview btw

http://www.audi.co.uk/new-cars/a6/a6-allroad-quattro.html

This is just what you need

Well got me interview tomorrow with audi, actually im looking forward to it been doing my research they have 13 different models plus 2door & 4door within each model coupes and convertibles included, thats just a quicky to much to write down in the post, so hope it goes well would love a daytime job

Stue sent u a pm

Well they took my statement said car was insured for 3 people, they said she will deffo get arrested for failing to report an accident and one as serious as this, gave them the pics of me legs they are coming back tomorrow again. I asked them why it took them so long to come round, they said that because it wad an RTA and she drove away it had to be them the traffic police and not the normal bobby on the beat.

Just quickly police are ere

Shouting

Well car has been picked up, one of my other neighbors was in his garage whilst car was being loaded on the wagon, he said I see you on the bonnet of that car yesterday but I never see the woman reverse into u. He said I could here shouting and looked out my bedroom window and she just drove into u and up the hill at speed and round the corner until you was out of site. So at least I have a witness for something

@gravelrash wrote:

The standard plug for my B12 k5 is a NGK JR9B
which measures 12mm across the flats, the bike tool kit is a 12mm socket spanner BUT the 1/2 inch drive socket I bought which fits the plug is 18mm but it won,t fit down the plug hole as its to thick , so I got a 1/2 inch small extension bar welded inside a spare toolkit type socket which works fine . All this rambling is just to say if you buy a proper plug socket make sure it actually fits down the plug hole even if it fits the plug cos mine didn't

All I done with mine was just grinded some off with the bench grinder till it fitted down the hole, job done hey presto

Nice one stue he's great not gonna show me boy this one coz he's doin my head in for another bearded drago n

Thats me little dog juicy
[/quote]Shes lovelly [/quote]

Cheers Stue she's a great little dog one of the best I've ever had, used to breed pitbulls and they wer great but this is little bishon is just the nuts would only ever ave this bread now they are so clever and loving, the wife and kids hate it coz she's with me all the time I never put her on a lead she walks next to me don't leave my side, when they take her out they have to put het on a lead till they get to the park, when I'm driving down to me house she's always at the door waitin and had been there for at least 3 or 4 mins and thats anytime night or day I dont no how she knows im on my way home but she does she's such a good dog
sorry and I me own post

@lee wrote:

@streetfighter wrote:

@lee wrote:

bet you get some looks shouting juicy in the local park

Naa call her juice,

cant believe the police aint been out micky mind you they will be busy drinking tea eating doughnuts

Yeh your right with that one, can't believe it me self to be honest when I phoned them again I just got that feeling something would happen like this, I should ave stayed in the eastend wer I wad born and raised and they would ave been out straight away to get tea and biscuits for free, poxy toy town police they will get a mouthful from me tomorrow once I've been to the hospital

@lee wrote:

bet you get some looks shouting juicy in the local park

Naa call her juice,