XS1100
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Whats happernd here is the engine as expired big time and is now scrap value what you see is the con rod that holds the piston smashed though the crank case, but hang on I might be able to do sumat!!!!!! -
My old man snuffed it the same week as my dog don't half miss me old dog was the first bitch that was me real mate to.....still call her name 1 year on but thats the madness kicking in init I may have another not yet though not ready. -
Nope the oils leaking from all the right places!
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After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex Bill woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely. -
I would lover another dog I have had 3 German sheperds over the years all lived till around 10/11 ish this last year is the longest Ive gone without a dog devostating kin hate it .but the kids are getting older now and Iam getting itchy feet to get on plane and go on a surfing safri
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Is that just by eating good grub Dave? No take outs, well done!
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Its true if you have long hair and an afgan coat your seen as some werdio from hell! If take my posh camra and wear my posh wax cotton jacket tie my hair back every one stops for a chat. weird init. I did take to leaving the axe at home and just take the chain saw Mind you uzi 9mm might become handy the way things are going
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My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak -
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XS1100 replied to nickerbelly's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
init WRX!! Watch out when Police Helicopters overhead with thermal images switched on! -
Nice one Stu I just pedal me bike for miles when ever I can since me dog snuffed it last year I don't walk as oftern as I use to so I pedal.Apart from that If I am seen walking across the fields alone (no dog) I look like an axe murdara sad as it seems
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Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action ! So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep the lazy woman busy. -
Grace Jones naaaaaa -
2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were The Hovis Witnesses. -
Just for the school run! -
I was filling my van with diesel on a deserted garage forcourt when I though will get like Mad Max 2 liquid gold[ I might have to build one of these beasts
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Can any one remember what its like to take you leather off cus its to hot -
We could play at being cultcher dogs
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Stu we should meet at Stratford its about in the middle for most of us one sunday sunny afternoon
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better than telli init http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Stanford_Tuck -
nope The photo was taken 19th April 1968 with a line up of gathered Hurricans ready for the Filming of " Battle of Britain" there might be the odd Spitfire in there if you look hard.
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Its a James autobyke 1947/8 not the war time one its got the wrong tank -
Nope soz
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Great picture but whats the score here, some guy in a full on suit with a bunch of Hurricans who is he any one know?apart from a lucky geesa
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Some one buy me this beast to do a few track days on bet it sounds wicked http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320645089531&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fsearch.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DGetResult%26ht%3D1%26SortProperty%3DMetaEndSort%26query%3D320645089531%26ssPageName%3DADME%3AB%3ATB2%3AUK%3A2%26from%3DR18%26fvi%3D1 -
Thing is if you need one of them how the hell do you bend down to lock it??
