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I overheard a conversation in a Suzuki dealership show room the other week went some thing like this,I later thought That I had seen the very same bike not far from where I live small world init! Salesman: Hi there. We understand you want to buy a motorcycle Customer.: That is correct. Salesman: Well we make motorcycle's. Good ones. Fast and reliable. Let me just show you this. Look at this bike. This is the a Suzuki. Or the B king as we like to call her. Isn't she beautiful. Yep. She sure is beautiful. Designed by the same man who designed the famous Suzuki Hyabusa. It's the finest fair-weather motorcycle on the market. You won't find a better one at the price. Or any price for that matter Customer.: Yes, it's very nice. But I need a Bike for Touring, Racing,Knee sliding, Posing,Stand up wheelies and Polishing. Not just a fair-weather motorcycle. Salesman: Well that's O.K. We can make some modifications. It'll cost a little extra, but it's worth it. Just look at the shape of this beauty... Look I tell you what we'll do. We'll redesign the bike. Right. And instead of just calling it the B KING. We'll call it the D KING . Customer.: D? Salesman: Yeah. D. D for Dave. Customer.: D for Dave eh. Salesman: Uh huh. D for Dave. Customer: Hmmmmm. this I am enjoying I will buy one ! And I left with a tear in my eye.
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motorbike auxilary socket
XS1100 replied to dick65's topic in Advice on Repairing and maintaining your bike
I bought the AA road map Of the Uk and the battery as never gone flat!. Try and get a TOM TOM realy very good. saved my bacon in France. "You have reached your destination" shut the f;k up !!!!!!! Then your brain stops working and she takes you up the M6 even though you have done the jounery a billion times you never go that way,Scary things. -