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XS1100

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  1. Be ok the one in XL125 as been in 17 years starts first kick.The one in the Norton I found in a box of bits and it starts and runs ok save the cash and buy a pie
  2. Cheers mate but the weirdos did not want some afgan wearing mushroom eating hippie ruling the roost I don't care though
  3. I overheard a conversation in a Suzuki dealership show room the other week went some thing like this,I later thought That I had seen the very same bike not far from where I live small world init! Salesman: Hi there. We understand you want to buy a motorcycle Customer.: That is correct. Salesman: Well we make motorcycle's. Good ones. Fast and reliable. Let me just show you this. Look at this bike. This is the a Suzuki. Or the B king as we like to call her. Isn't she beautiful. Yep. She sure is beautiful. Designed by the same man who designed the famous Suzuki Hyabusa. It's the finest fair-weather motorcycle on the market. You won't find a better one at the price. Or any price for that matter Customer.: Yes, it's very nice. But I need a Bike for Touring, Racing,Knee sliding, Posing,Stand up wheelies and Polishing. Not just a fair-weather motorcycle. Salesman: Well that's O.K. We can make some modifications. It'll cost a little extra, but it's worth it. Just look at the shape of this beauty... Look I tell you what we'll do. We'll redesign the bike. Right. And instead of just calling it the B KING. We'll call it the D KING . Customer.: D? Salesman: Yeah. D. D for Dave. Customer.: D for Dave eh. Salesman: Uh huh. D for Dave. Customer: Hmmmmm. this I am enjoying I will buy one ! And I left with a tear in my eye.
  4. AHHHHHH Shit! I might sod off some where else and annoy them! Dick a Butterfly with broken wings has falling by your side, The ravens all are closing in there's nowhere you can hide.
  5. If you look close there is a small oil pump fitted to the front of the crankcase with an oil drip feed on rear of the front cylinder. Total loss system.
  6. I hear via the grape vine that as an incentive for the top posters and TOPIC starters to keep posting QUALITY posts, a case of 12 year old Malt will be supplied as a bonus! sounds pretty cool to me.
  7. CHAVE! Well done Dick! I think there is a conspiracy
  8. Double over head cam. check out the cam chain!
  9. If you in to being single check out this linkey! http://www.bikeexif.com/nsu-motorcycle
  10. Check this beast out a working mans bike of the 50s most of the standerd pedal bikes would snap there frames from one of these 32cc clip on motors with the exception of a few.this one as been fitted to a postmans bike.
  11. XS1100

    Hi Guys

    hello and welcome matey
  12. I did a google and found some interesting reading on the Audi forums.
  13. I bought the AA road map Of the Uk and the battery as never gone flat!. Try and get a TOM TOM realy very good. saved my bacon in France. "You have reached your destination" shut the f;k up !!!!!!! Then your brain stops working and she takes you up the M6 even though you have done the jounery a billion times you never go that way,Scary things.
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