wellsey
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Well said Noz....the R&b thad Chad likes is nothing like the one we know -
This is the sadest news....omg RIP GARY
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MMM me too -
Me like that one -
Did You get them from Ghostbikes...If so what sort of quality are they -
Bloke wakes up in hospital with two black eyes a broken nose and bruised ribs. A man in the next bed says..Bloddy hell what happened to You.. The bloke replies..Well if I can remember rightly I was attacked by a gnat and he kicked the shit out of Me for no reason.. Jesus said the man...Mind You I have heard there is a nasty bug going around... -
Youve just had My wife in stiches -
What do You call a fly with its wing pulled off...A walk -
Not in My life it aint.......I love it -
Dont Ya just love that low deep growl on a bike.....Nice one Itchy -
I will for sure matey
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I am selling My 50 inch plasma tv if anybody is interested I want £75.00 for it Its only a year old and in great condition The only thing wrong with it is the volume button doesnt work But for £75 You cant turn it down -
Sod it..Im going to buy a set....
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Itchy Why not try The Newlands shopping center The might have a helmet shop there
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You do make Me laugh..Itchy -
Any of You fellas live down South and go to boxhill or Newlands corner
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My one eyed trouser snake is about the same size....Actually its not its tiny....Its not even worth talking about...Dont even Know why I replied to this thread.......Ill get My coat then -
Any one bought anything from Ghostbikes .com Keep getting a pop up ad on My screen Its just they are advertising a complete luggage kit with panniers,tankbag and tail bag for £50...Might come in handy for the summer jolly in July
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No She went on Her own accord....boom boom -
One cow walks up to another cow in a field and says..MOOOOOOO...The other cows says You bastard..I was going to say that -
I said to My wife tonight....Come on get Your coat on Its pub time....She replied Oooh are You taking Me out for a drink..I said No Im bloody not.. IM going down the pub and Im turning the heating off -
Dooooooogh -
thats My kind of joke....
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I couldnt believe it when I went shopping today they had run out of milk...After going to numuous other shops I found they had run out as well....Driving into My road and parking My car feeling really pissed off...I noticed that My 97 year old neighbour had about twenty pints on her doorstep. Panic over... -
Ive just told that joke to My wife 7 times and she still didnt get it But I found it hilerious But after the seventh time I wasnt laughing either....Mind You she is blonde
