wellsey
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I had the worst holiday of My life last summer. I went to corfu. Sounds lovely doesnt it.But it wasnt I flew there with B.A. As soon as we got to the airport He started...I AINT GETTING ON NO PLANE MOTHER YOU DAMM FOOL -
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Hutch's motorbike forum ride out 2011 (and chat)
wellsey replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in Rideout's and Events
Top idea Itchy -
good one -
A sandwich walks into a pub and asks the barman pint of lager please The barman replies Im sorry sir We dont serve food in this pub -
Know how You feel Rose I damaged My helmet a while ago. oh My god what have I just typed......I didnt mean .Oh shit Im just going to stop typing...Ill see you later. Im going to bed -
Hutch's motorbike forum ride out 2011 (and chat)
wellsey replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in Rideout's and Events
Im there...will book the dates now...Will be good to see You lot...btw has it got a bar -
Jefferson Airplane....The levellers....The doors And kaise chiefs..And My latest dicovery...Kasabian. but I love lots of music sometimes I listen to the ipod on long rides....And on there I have My riding songs..Which include allsorts from...Docter feelgood by Motley crew.Firestarter by the Prodigy to Stereophonics..the manic street preachers. But to Me the all time best song ever made is.... Andy Williams singing happy heart....Youtube it and tell Me that is one cool song -
A man is walking down the road . When he sees his friend Dave walking towards him holding his dog in his arms and crying. Whats the matter Dave the man said to his freind....The man replies Ive got to put My dog down . ohh Im so sorry mate to hear that..is he that ill....No the other man says....Hes just bloody heavy the lazy bastard -
Ive just read that Woking police station was broken into last week. Apparently they pinched the urinals from the toilet. A Police spokesman.. Said Yesterday.... At this current time We have nothing to go on -
I was sitting on the train today opposite a very sexy Thai girl. And I kept saying to Myself....Please please dont get an erection. You never guess what happened.......Yes she did -
I was taking My dog for a walk the other day And I decided to take a short cut through the graveyard. A women walking towards Me said ' Morning' No I replied Im just walking the dog -
Mowing the Lawn This is rude, Dave feel free to delete it if need be..
wellsey replied to a topic in The Comedy Club
Ok lets fire one back at You females Why dont women need to wear a watch Because there is a clock on the cooker -
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THE VENTRILOQUIST WITHOUT A DUMMY this is great, honest
wellsey replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Comedy Club
Just watched it......I am still crying with laughter....That is Brilll -
Dogs 'dragged to death' by owner
wellsey replied to Davehutch-hutchs's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
This is a very sad story...And I cant stop feeling of those dogs agony .Its an awkward situation when it comes to the owners..Ok they were negligent and I think that they did not do this on purpose. so the verdict not to prosecute is right..Those people will be punished enough with the guilt that will stay with them for a very long time -
Go for it Stue. I done it for both My younger bros weddings. and loved every bit of it. -
Excuse My typing the keyboard is all sticky.....No silly remarks please -
Dont drinkt the stuff Myself...If you put a wom in a glass of whiskey it swells up and melts....Your liver is the same sort oc composite Need I say more....REAL ALE AND GUINESS thats the way forward...Mind You if You are a whiskey drinker at least you wont get worms
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The last few days Ive been working away. Our company fit conveyor systems for alsorts of other companies Anyway We went to a meat factory that produces minced meat for ready made meals. It was an eye opener....That so called meat is just vile I saw it in its raw state before it is minced up. Bones ,grissle, skin..... And this company supply the mince to Birds Eye....Just imagine eating a Morrisons lasagne -
Whats the fastest indicated speed you've been
wellsey replied to flange's topic in The Pub "Tinker and Budget"
Done 142mph on My new fireblade yesterday...LOADS TO GO...but run out of A3..(thats a road in woking) -
Yea thanks Lee it is, i respect any man or woman that put there lives on the line for us Well said Stue....Your cuz is a real hero...And You should be very proud of Him. And the wells family wish him a speedy safe return -
dont fall off, do tharsh the life out of it. do enjoy it. Nug8s...Your profile pic shows You in a wheel chair are You OK have read of this m8 /t872-nug8s Thanks for that Dave..I didnt know...If You read this Jus...Get better asap atb Bro from Mr and Mrs Wellsey -
dont fall off, do tharsh the life out of it. do enjoy it. Nug8s...Your profile pic shows You in a wheel chair are You OK
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Cheers fellas Took it out today as it was rather nice weather down in Surrey...My god the power...Hit 130 in no time at all with plenty more to go.Anyone on here got a blade wouldnt mind some does and donts with the blade
