DemonicD3

What begging, all I see is a screenshot of a entire page full of text from one guy asking you kindly for a promotion. Put yourself in his position, would you beg too? I have been in his position, recently infact and when I got here. I had no expectations of getting my old rank back let alone a promotion. The above is also a joke, merely pointing out the fact the entire screenshot is full of the guy begging for a promotion and would be hard to miss.

*Puts on the funky music*, it's ok kevin just go with it... just go with it.

You are trying the NEW server address right?

What begging, all I see is a screenshot of a entire page full of text from one guy asking you kindly for a promotion.

Well first of all when you login there should be a option that sais keep me logged in which needs to be checked. If there is no such option on the login screen than it shouldn't be doing that. However alternatives can be to check settings in your profile or remember login and password via browser so it auto fills it out making re-logging in easier. As for server, works for me last time I checked.

Updated posts with new URL, should be good to go. Need new bumps though as I haven't bumped anything since server went down.

I have no idea who that is but who knows. I could be pulling a moufisto. I remembered all names though that I thought were on a fast track to promotions (zhuge for instance ) so not going to put a vote up for his promotion unless I remember something about him or he proves it.

Cool, onion prevented me going stir crazy and murdering you all.

My favorite food is Chicken and Ribs, preferably from Swiss Chalette or Dick & Janes. They are just addictive. Though my MineCraft diet consists of Cactus's. Been on the hunt for one dubbed "Ericrb". I hear hes more tastier than chicken and ribs. I plan to boil him in some mushroom stew. mmmmm.

What?

Gotta go to the forum link, apply to be added to the whitelist.

? All I see is text, I see no images or form of it. I right click where the images should be and get no option for opening anything in a new tab.

Is a lot easier if you've just got a seperate music program running like ITunes or online radio... I always download music to my computer and use a good music program like VLC Media Player, when playing MineCraft or whenever. As said, that does make it easier than just adding a bunch of music files to the site for people to listen to. It's not a bad idea poet, it's just flawed. If AITM gets a good community base where lots of people other than just us selective members get on and are active on the forums. Might be a good idea to put in some DJ part where some members can act as DJ's and play music all day round and take requests from the community. Seen that done before and it's pretty cool but only works in big communities. No real point with so little people that could just more easily play there music from some player from there PC or go to iTunes.

First to Snowy, there is a minecraft server called WoM: Realms. It's the official server for the community that built WoM the program. Just search it on the list. Can't really comment on the promotion, haven't seen Zelda since she was a pupil so don't know what shes capable of.

pyrad****@hotmail.com wrote: It doesn't even look like a cat, it has a dogs nose? any ideas what it is? does it bark or meow? Reply- I dont know, I found it last week in a ditch. The vet said it was around a year old. Maybe its a cat/dog mix? It doesnt bark or meow, just a weird growl when you bring hats near it. natasha***@hotmail.com wrote: omg seriously!! this is not a cat! its a dog,chawua or how ever u spell it.there is a certin kind of dog(chawuwa) that r a small breed of dog...we had one befor,it's not a cat!! Reply- Im just going by what the vet told me, I asked if it was a Chihuahua and she said it was not, because the claws are retractable. So far only women are replying... stacey***@live.ca wrote: i would say you vet is on crack this is a dog not cat Reply- I thought the same thing when she told me, but because it has retractable claws and a rough tongue, she said it was a cat. Maybe it’s a cat/dog cross? natasha***@hotmail.com wrote: wow u r horrible fuck!!! u dont have no friends u can april fools lol,u seemed like the worst pet owner i was just gonna get it so i could find a good home for it! finnel***@hotmail.com wrote: oh yes I will gladly take this catihuaua off your hands I am very familur with this breed it dates back to the very first april fools day. When can we set up a meeting? *wink* kayla-anne**@hotmail.com wrote: Who in the hell is you vet cause there is no way that;s a cat. I suggest you get a new vet who knows what they are doing. Reply- I thought the same thing when she told me, but because it has retractable claws and a rough tongue, she said it was a cat. Maybe it’s a cat/dog cross?

My friend put it up for Aprils Fools, he put up a picture of a dog and claimed it was a dog cat mix. He got all sorts of responses claiming he was a idiot, people who thought it was genuine and some smart folks who realized it was a April fools prank. Will post up some of the e-mail responses.

Well you are right, the images don't work but nobody can open it in a new tab because there is no image to do so.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

A Texas DPS Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He also immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, he walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's side window. The young man lowers his window and mutters, "Uh, yes, Officer"? The trooper asks: 'What are you doing'? The young man says: 'Well, Sir, I'm reading a magazine'. Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat, the trooper says: 'And her in the back, what is she doing'? The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails'. Now the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone in a car at night, in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening! The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man'? The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir'. The trooper asks: 'And her ... what's her age'? The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?" Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? ABBOTT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOTT: Software for Windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOTT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOTT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOTT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOTT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'. COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? ABBOTT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOTT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! (A few days later) ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? ABBOTT: Click on 'START'..... .........

I thought we should have a lighter side to the forums and I invite people to post jokes here everyday to spread a little humor around. Being it's April 1st, thought it would be a good time to post this up.

I am selling my cat, read the description on info. http://fredericton.kijiji.ca/c-pets-cats-kittens-for-sale-Free-to-a-good-home-W0QQAdIdZ271709094

*Insert Double Hawkward.jpg* Well, I don't know you so I don't know your age. My advice is good for all ages except the ask your parent part. Paypal is the best option for donations.