Best Joke wins! hahaha

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Hello all!!!

This is really a veeeeeeery simple competition!
All you have to do is to post jokes! You can post as many times as you want and as many jokes as you want!
The joke that will make me laugh the hardest wins an EMERALD THRONE!
In case that I like very much other jokes I may add a few prizes along the way.

Normal PSFC rules apply.
You must have a minimum of 20 posts to enter and no active warnings.

This competition will run from May 9th to May 12th!


Now... POST YOUR JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would love if I had to pick from a BIG variety!

[Falcor 0]

once there was a man who said - " I only know five words" - and never spoke again

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my first joke!!!!



ok yeah... my humor is

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that was all?...

[Ames 0]

What is brown and sticky?
Poo.

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What's black and white and hides?

A zebra in a cave who owes you money.

[Ursula1 0]

Oooh, it will be difficult to me to translate spanish jokes, I'm sure they won't be funny in english

[Mangoberri 0]

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?

"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

[CharlotteLouise 0]

It's a bit long but I think it's funny anyway!

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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ursula: don't worry

you never know what I will be finding funny!

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charlotte:

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Question
Which day of the week do fish hate?....
Answer
Fry-Day

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bump

[Ursula1 0]

Ok, here it goes, but I'm not sure what kind of jokes you are used to:

I would like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers did.

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lol!!!

(i have a weird taste in jokes! )

[Ursula1 0]

@Lucky: I'm sure it's not so weird as mine >.
Last one they told me:

Where can you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him.

I laughed at that, but I prefer not to admit it >.

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well... I'm LAUGHING with... there was a chicken... it lifted his one foot, it lifted the other and pouf! it felt down! (imagine it! but like a comic! like a little cloud or smoke/air while it fells! )

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@lucky

I could imagine it clearly

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come on people

only 2 pages in 4 days?

I need some cheering up!

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there was a man with a wooden leg named smith

and his friend said, what is the name of the other leg?


(okay this one is from Mary poppins, but i cant think of any more right now

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lol! i must see Mary Poppins again.. It's been waaaaaay to long since the last time i saw her and i don't remember a thing!

[sinenomine 0]

I didnt understand Falcor joke
me dumb

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Lol @ Falcor's joke! Gotta love Mary Poppins : ) lol

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[Mage lvl8 0]

a teacher gave the class an essay. on the essay had to have 3 things; sexuallity, religeon and a mystery. the A+ essay said : "oh my god, im pragnent. I wonder who did it."

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There was a boy, who went to the doctors for a checkup. The nurse asked him' Can you stand on one foot?' He replied'Yes of course,' and he promptly stood on the nurse's right foot.

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English Teacher

Classroom was so noisy without a teacher, now become so quiet.
English Teacher is the most feared and respected by all students
Her face is cute but her personality is scary like a rabbit from a ghost cave

Pupil: "Good morning, Miss loving"
Miss Loving (with a shrill voice): "Why only say Good morning? How about in the afternoon, evening, and night?"
Pupil: "Good Morning, Afternoon, evening, and night, miss loving"
Miss Loving: "Too long! Why don't just say "hope you have a safe day"? and this greeting involve all term and conditions"
Pupil: "Miss loving, Hope you have a safe day"
Miss loving: "Good, Now sit! Today Miss Loving want to test all of you about antonym. If miss loving says the word, you must quickly answer it with it's antonym, understand?
Pupil : "Understood, Miss Loving"
Miss Loving : "Clever"
Pupil : "Stupid"
Miss Loving : "High"
Pupil: "Low"
Miss Loving : "Far"
Pupil: "Near"
Miss Loving : "Win"
Pupil : "Glorious"
Miss Loving : "That was wrong!"
Pupil : "This is Right"
Miss Loving (angry) : "Stupid!"
Pupil : "Clever"
Miss Loving : "No!"
Pupil : "Yes"
Miss Loving : "Oh my god"
Pupil : "Yes, Servant"
Miss Loving : "Hear this"
Pupil : "Talk that"
Miss Loving : "Shut up"
Pupil : "Let us Noisy"
Miss Loving : "That is not a question, stupid!"
Pupil : "This is a answer, clever"
Miss Loving : "I am dead"
Pupil : "You are alive"
Miss Loving : "I'll hit you one by one"
Pupil : "You'll cure all of us"
Miss Loving : "I'm so tired to teach you"
Pupil : "You're so diligent to teach us"
Miss Loving : "All of you are crazy!!!"
Pupil : "Half of us are sane"
Miss Loving : "enough! enough!"
Pupil : "Less! Less!"
Miss Loving : "alright! alright!"
Pupil : "Not yet! Not yet!
Miss Loving : "Why are you so stupid?"
Student: "Because we are clever! "
Miss Loving : "Oh! Against me, huh ??!!"
Student: "Eh! you're Give up, heh ??!!"
Miss Loving : "Damn!"
Student: "Just teach!"
Miss Loving : "After me!"
Pupil: "Eternal you!"
Miss Loving (desperately): "O. K. Lesson is up!"
Pupil: "K.O the lesson hasn't start "
Miss Loving : "Already, stupid!"
Pupil: "Not yet, clever!"
Miss Loving : "Stand up!"
Pupil: "Sit!"
Miss Loving : "all of you Stupid!"
Pupil: "half of us are clever!"
Miss Loving : "Corrupt!"
Student: "Fine!"
Miss Loving (stress): "You all were arrested during this afternoon! "
Pupil: "Half of us are released at midnight ! "
Miss Loving : "???&^&*(#%!!!" (faint in places)

I'm not sure this is a joke (maybe this is funny story, very funny in original language )
I translate from Indonesia language, sorry if I do any misspelling

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Competition now closed. I will announce the winner soon

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Congratulations Mango!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your joke about the fungi on page one was amazing!!!

Expect the emerald throne within the day

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prize sent to pinchy mango