A mothers lessons

[lea75 0]

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning." and the winner goes a round with me for killing the
looser..so fight at your own risk!

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don 't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17.My mother taught me about! RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to
get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

[Gaiamaiden 0]

i just read these out to my mum! lmao she agreed with them all lol xx

[Lucky Strike 0]

I NEVER get bored of reading stuff like that!!!!!

What would kasi say when she reads this?...

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

i tend to say that too... along with a few more things... But i'm almost 20...

[lea75 0]

Lucky Strike wrote:

What would kasi say when she reads this?...

I have memories of Kasi saying many of those to me...and the worst part is I've said loads of them to my kids

[Gaiamaiden 0]

A mother is a very wise person

[Lucky Strike 0]

Hehe! I was more "lucky".. I have heard toooo few of those from my mother.. Yet I have heard more from teachers, strangers or even friends... lol???

[Chiaretta 0]

OMG this is hilarious!!! I love this!! and my mom told me A LOT of these things!! hehehehehe love it!

[sinenomine 0]

All is true

[Pedj@ 94 Dixy 0]

that is soooooo true and funny.....i especially hate this one.......xD

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

[Tiddly Winks 0]

My mother said tons of that stuff to me growing up. But, of course, she's also the reason I never had kids.

[Fashionista 0]

omg!!!!!! my mother has told me lots of these stuff!!!! but i agree , a mother is a wise person! ans as much i don't like doing chores, i learn to appreaciate what she offering to us and being thankful and be polite and kind and generous and be organized and clean and logic.

One thing I tell you I cleaned my room and organized all my closets and bookshelves and donated to the church old clothes and toys and put old papers in recycling and cleaned the room afterwards by myself with the vacuum, by my iniciative. now i can do whatever i want!!!!!

[kasijab 0]

Wasn't I clever then

I actually do remember saying lots of them to Lisa and her brother ...and have heard her say them to her kids too ...some things never change

[Melodia_du_Xaviere 0]

I live in Indonesia, so my mom tells other things thos have same meanings..
like:
your room looks like a broken ship!!
and about things like superstision:
do not sew at night! you'll have bad luck.. (yeah, if I get drowsy, I can sew my finger anytime..) haha

[-Serenity- 0]

Melodia_du_Xaviere wrote:

I live in Indonesia, so my mom tells other things thos have same meanings..
like:
your room looks like a broken ship!!
and about things like superstision:
do not sew at night! you'll have bad luck.. (yeah, if I get drowsy, I can sew my finger anytime..) haha

Give me five! We're same!

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
this one is so WOW!!

[xPink.Pixel.Princessx 0]

You know...Most of those sayings have been said by my mum LOOL.

Do all mums have a script or something! HAHA