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The RUIN MY WISH game thread

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*holds up a can of pink spraypaint* >:} What? Oh don't tell me you actually thought they came NATURALLY in this color?

I wish for..... an Art Deco Lamp!

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didn't you know.....they missed out the 'F' when they put up the art deco lamp in the store? It actually is 'Fart deco' lamp. You need ear muffs and a gas mask to put it on....or else the noise and smell KILLS you! LOL

I wish for the bird in a cage

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i got the bird in a cage last night and gave it to my pet cat, felix. he put it in his storage room with all of his swiss cheese & chocolate. he's saving that juicy bird for sunday dinner. so GG, by the time i give the bird in a cage to you, i'm afraid there will be nothing left but a skeleton in a cage. and maybe a beak.

i wish for a pet hair gel tube!!

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....Do I really need to say this one? There's Something About Mary. "Is that...hairgel?!"

XDDDD couldn't help it!

I wish for......Candy Corn! ^_^♥️

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Candy Corn has little razor blades in it...that's why they won't let ppl give them out for halloween anymore...hehe...

I want a telescope, so I can spy on my neighbours =)

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telescope to spy on ur neighbor? OMG tell me u din just wished for it. Dont you know that instead of spying your neighbors the telescope enables your neighbors to SPY on u instead.

i wish for the water fountain

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The water fountain will never stop it will flood the whole world within a week!

i wish for a Seedling Doll

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when those little seedling dolls take root in your pet house, they sprout into evil CARNIVOROUS STUFFED TOY EATING TREES!! their favourites of course are piggies, turkeys, black cats, and pistachio flavoured monster dolls dolls for desert!! before you know it, all of your rare toys are GONE.

and they'd looked so cute and innocent. it was an evil, evil playfish plot all along!! :twisted:

i wish for a taco hat!

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taco hat is made from ppl's leftover taco's...so you'll get all the mayo, lettuce, and old beans all over your head when you put it on...

I wish for strawberry mat...hehe

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stawberry mat? hmm it will turn from pink color to black color and all your clothes, stuff toys basically turn all items black.


i wish for a dvd player

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the dvd player is actually a dvd eating monster. It will eat up any dvd you put in and grow and grow and start eating everything else in your house.

I wish for a wall fountain

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The fountain looks so pretty but it's not water it's acid and it will eat you all away!

I wish for a Vintage Trunk

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when you open the vintage trunk. a very hideous monster will jump up and eat our pet

i wish for a bbq pit

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a bbq pit is always grill any pets and will snap your neck twice a day.. :twisted:

my wishlist : monster doll

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monster doll is just like bbq pit will snap your neck twice a day *hiak hiak

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ivy123 wrote:
monster doll is just like bbq pit will snap your neck twice a day *hiak hiak


what do u wish for?

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Getting this thread going again!

I wish for a Stained Glass Panel

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the panel is "stained" with the blood from all the nightmares and dreams so when u purchase it and hang it up you'll never want to go to sleep and you always have a feeling that someone in a red/black sweater is watching you.


i wish for a fireplace

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sorry i forgot to add my wish.

fireplace will burn both ur pet and the house down

i wish for a pink swing

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no npt the swing ... it seems so nice... and is as you first start swinging nice and gentil then .... it takes over.. swinging faster and faster and faster... till you end up doing loop the loop at G force speeds untill you pass out!!i

wish for the owl doll

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The owl doll will hoot and hoot at a very high pitch which slowly drive you insane!

I wish for an elephant doll

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The elephant doll will trample across your living room and leave 'gifts' in your garden

I wish for a telescope

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the telescope will leave a great big black circle around your eye that will never come off!

I wish for a Tombstone lol

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@@ tombstone......! sth will climb out in midnight..and it will come and kill u~!

i wish for a panda doll

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Gaiamaiden wrote:
the telescope will leave a great big black circle around your eye that will never come off!l

Harry Potter Joke

The Panda Doll will crawl through the night, grab a tombstone and place it near your bed

I wish for a Jukebox

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hrn_potter wrote:
Gaiamaiden wrote:
the telescope will leave a great big black circle around your eye that will never come off!l

Harry Potter Joke

The Panda Doll will crawl through the night, grab a tombstone and place it near your bed

I wish for a Jukebox


The jukebox will never play the music u want Sad

I wish for a Fireman Hat

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so you pay 40 jukes for your much coveted after hat and then pet society re-releases it in the store for 700 coins a few months later. ^-~

i wish for a skeleton shirt! =)

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GG wrote:
The owl doll will hoot and hoot at a very high pitch which slowly drive you insane!


i did something similar to my ex-boyfriend XD

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lunadaisy wrote:
GG wrote:
The owl doll will hoot and hoot at a very high pitch which slowly drive you insane!


i did something similar to my ex-boyfriend XD


LOL....couldn't stop laughing reading that!!! Laughing

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lunadaisy wrote:
so you pay 40 jukes for your much coveted after hat and then pet society re-releases it in the store for 700 coins a few months later. ^-~

i wish for a skeleton shirt! =)


It is impossible to remove the skeleton shirt once you put it on....it turns you into a skeleton bone by bone!

I wish for a witches hat

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the witches hat will turn your skin green and you'll grow a large mole on your nose. then you'll find yourself constantly singing songs from the musical wicked.

i wish for a coo coo clock.

(sorry, just joined the game. tried to read though most but not all.... hopefully i won't be repeating anybody else's ill remarks! :-P)

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its so noisy and u cant even slp! whats the point of having it around to hurt ur ears!

i wish for a dolphin doll (hope din repeat)

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oh that dolphin smart he is, all he wants to do is talk ur ear off, literally talk off your ear!!

i wish for a princess lamp

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the princess lamp will turn all your items pink when you turn it on! boys beware! lol

i wish for a lucky green dress Smile

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the lucky green dress is not really lucky. You will be unluncky forever n ever

i wish for a maypole

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your maypole will be full of termites and they will eat the rest of the furniture in your cute little house. you will end up with a house full of saw dust and termite droppings!!

i wish for brick wallpaper.

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the bricks will crumble and fall onto all of your treasured items.. And you will be back from the beginning - ZERO.

I wish for a jello..

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jello is a jink in disguise and it will turn into a horrible monster and eat up ur pet

i wish for a bird cage

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the bird inside your cage will turn on you and throw you into the cage. see how that makes you feel!

i wish for a red guitar!!

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But!!! didn't you know that red guitars are made in hell????!!!! :S

Once you plug in that thing you'll have no chance of heaven. Sad but true.

I wish a Dragon Doll xD

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The dragon eats your entire village and terrorizes you! xD

I wish for a piggy!

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Piggy will give you swine flu!

I wish for a disco ball

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disco ball hypnotize your pet and it stays like that for ever

i wish for an owl doll Smile

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XD The owl flies away. And you never see it again...

I wish for a green rug. :3

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your green rug will stain your feet green and make it look like you have fungus feet!!

chili peppers

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Chilli peppers will give you terrible wind, and make your eyes sting when you accidently rub them after handling the Chillis!

Mexican Poncho

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The mexican poncho will wrap itself so tight around you....you will never be able to move your arms again.

I wish for a hot tub

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GG wrote:
The mexican poncho will wrap itself so tight around you....you will never be able to move your arms again.

I wish for a hot tub

Oh but all of the germs... H1N1 much?

I wish for a Classic Red Jukebox

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But the Classic Red Jukebox will come alive and eat you and your pet :S

I wish for a Colourful Guitar!!

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But the Classic Red Jukebox will come alive and eat you and your pet :S

I wish for a Colourful Guitar!!

Its strings will choke you during your sleep.

I WANNNNTTTT A OMG POSTTERR

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