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Bloody birds!!!

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Went out earlier on to test the cans on my zed, going up the road at a slow speed, checking everything was fine and out comes a pigeon... the fecking thing was flying right at me!! had to slam on my brakes ( in the pissing wet ffs ) bird didnt stop though, stupid twonk flew straight at me! wacked my fist/clutch lever/mirror with its wing and off into the hedge in someones garden!! what made the big man decide a pigeon is a good bird to make when its brain is the size of a pe...um grain of sand!!!

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i seem to attract bumble bees, they really whack on the visor, whats that black dot, bang. Very Happy

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@Davehutch wrote:
I'd have certainly stopped to get the pigeon food
agree nice breasts fried in the pan foodfoodfood


Ya can have the next pheasant that runs into the side of me!! them bastards hurt though ><

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oh dont the nature in the marsh land country lanes round here hit you all the time, birds, rabbits, hedgehogs sometimes, its mad!

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@Davehutch wrote:
@fr499y wrote:
@Davehutch wrote:
I'd have certainly stopped to get the pigeon food
agree nice breasts fried in the pan foodfoodfood


Ya can have the next pheasant that runs into the side of me!! them bastards hurt though ><
yes PLEASE foodfoodfoodfoodfood


I think we'd best double check the bacon in the sandwiches ShockedShockedLaughingLaughing

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Road kill and it's still in one piece and not a splat mark in the road foodburger

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i had 3 pidgeons,and a partridge,in a delivery milage of 208 km yesterday,i think it was national fly into a truck/biker day EmbarassedEmbarassed

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Plastered with all manner of insects today, maybe it's to do with all these floods, at one point a fly got in my helmet, horrible had to stop. wonder if it's my high viz attracting the little (and not so little) blighters.

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@fr499y wrote:
@Davehutch wrote:
I'd have certainly stopped to get the pigeon food
agree nice breasts fried in the pan foodfoodfood


Ya can have the next pheasant that runs into the side of me!! them bastards hurt though ><

Try a Buzzard , ripped my screen right off and slammed into my chest then up over my head......that was a arse clenching moment.

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On a drive North....



Imagine an Emu, but with a rock hard head
and huge sharp feet.

One was on record as kicking a dog to death,
and there are records back in history of
them killing folk.

Quite rare out here now.

Still wouldnt want to run into one !!!!

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Another pic I took just up the North Coast
but a lot closer to home.



Lots of pelican's around here.
Biggest danger is they sit on the streetlights on the bridges,
when they take a dump, its liquid, and its HUGE!

I got "hit" in the Ute and couldnt see through the windscreen,
so far, i have been lucky on the bike !!!

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