madcarper 0 Posted October 4, 2013 sneezed in the pub and her glass eye flew out and landed in my hand. I took it back to her and we got chatting. after a few beers and a bit of flirting I took her home and we had sex all night . I asked her, do you have sex with everyone on a first date. she said no, only those that catch my eye..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madsod 0 Posted October 5, 2013 Thats a old one but still very good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
