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sparky

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  1. Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!' 'Dont be fuckin stupid' says Paddy, 'You must have a vase somewhere

  2. this makes me sick to the bone all our servicemen past and present giving there lifes for what so we can live in fear of these scum bags no i say they should be kicked out of britain and never be allowed back in i am proud to be british those men who have lost there lifes our heroes these people are just fucking lower than scum sorry everyonehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328703/Remembrance-Day-Poppy-burning-Muslim-protesters-mar-Armistice-Day.html

    this is not meant as a racist attack im in no way racist just want to clear that up as i dont want to breach the rules

  3. A man pulls a woman from a night club she's 62 but looks gorgeous and stunning he walks her home and she invites him in they start kissing passionatly and she gets naked
    'your so sexy you've got a fantastic body'
    She replies 'thanks how about we take this upstairs?'

    The bloke follows her up and they kiss some more on the landing she beckons him to the one room they creep in and she turns and says
    'how would you like a hot threesome with mother and daughter?'
    The man can't believe his luck 'hell ye' he quickly replies


    She turns to the bed and says:



    'mum wake up'.........

  4. I tried what you suggested about tying the lever back to handle bars over night to see if it worked but no difference I still think I have an air lock in it but see to be just going round in circles mate plus left it today as it is raining so don't want water in the brake fluid will have another play tomoz when it's dry my p/o was a right idiot to not look after such a good bike
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