Skelly

Was Suzuki now Honda is the best

Made by hi gear 4 person Weight 7Kg Packed size 64x23x23cm Go outdoors price £90 with discount card Used once £50

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8-8.30.

Going to Rufforth on Saturday, anyone else going?

It's a Hawk HF3000 kit

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT AREN'T ON FACEBOOK This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to B&Q in Tunbridge Wells. They hired him because he was so funny.... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but 1 am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying in the first place - would I? DESIRED SALARY: £150,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I’m worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a crap job. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 - 3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here'? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel with big tits and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now. NEAREST RELATIVE?: 7 miles DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes. absolutely. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After landing my new job as a B & Q “Greeter”, a good find for many retirees. I lasted less than a day . . . . . About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, Tattooed Bognor Babe walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to B & Q." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "No, they ain't effin twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7, why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just effin stupid?" I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone sha**ed you twice.... Have a good day and thank you for shopping at B & Q." My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. ***Old People Rock!***

My 4 year old daughter in the garage after nursery earning her pocket money. When i gave her £2 she said "i,m 4 i want £4"

To stop you feeling left out Mike, I've found those braces for you

Davehutch & mel smilinjack (rideout only) Dick Grumpyowl (rideout only Mark. Mike (Gravelrash) Oldfart (Den) Camp and rideout Tabzy (james) Banditmike (camping & rideout) Skelly (camping & rideout)

Bought this today (H&G Desert) got £45 off because some one put the wrong price tag on it

Yes its about time you got one

I've got the last 2 weeks in August off, so is there any chance to change your holiday. Then i might be guaranteed some decent weather and get out on my bike

Been on the whiskey diet......................and lost three days. . . . . I know it's an old one but they are the best

Thanks for the replies, good to get back on 2 wheels. Mate is thinking of selling his 600 bandit to get a one, letting him have a ride of mine tomorrow to see if he likes it.

Haven't had a bike for a couple of years, wanted something a bit different to my bandit so bought this, Hoping to get out on some of the forum round outs this year

Come on mate your bike's not a shed, just needs a good clean

Its not that hard to do, descent hacksaw stainless rivets and away you go The last time you had a decent hacksaw blade Alan FS1E's were the weapon of choice for yer average 16 year old if memory serves me right its you with the crap hacksaw blades and me with the crap wood saw

Its not that hard to do, descent hacksaw stainless rivets and away you go

Scorpion stubby with removable baffle, link pipe and strap, came off B2 1200. 2nd pic shows a few scrapes other than that very good condition £80

2 x double H brakepads unopened. part No. FA188HH. £35 posted

Bike now sold thanks to ebay, even got original asking price

Don't hold your breath, i've had my k5 1200s for sale for a month. Advertised in MCN, on ebay and gumtree and not a sniff. Dropped the price to £2600 still nothing.