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Jakarta Diecast fair 2-3july ,update participants list Pg.3
enyomic replied to alfagta's topic in HW Discussions
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Manchester United have announced that squad personnel will no longer be giving interviews to major press outlets, and will instead get Gary Neville to do a puppet show explaining just why the referee cost them the game this time. The news follows the revelation that Sir Alex Ferguson is in fact a small child who throws a hissy fit over absolutely nothing before smearing his food all over the living room floor. United’s official station, MUTV are currently broadcasting propaganda like footage which sees Ryan Giggs blowing up Liverpool in a fighter plane before celebrating over a pint of official Manchester United beer (available in all club outlets) which is said to increase your footballing ability ‘by at least 74%.’ Mike Phelan is also seen smiling and dancing to the Macarena post watershed. Press associations are likely to complain about the blanket silence and some experts are warning Sir Alex Ferguson is close to becoming a fully fledged dictator. BBC journalist Pleaze Saysomthin said ‘he’s making himself sound a bit like Kim Jong Il. And I can sort of understand keeping quiet to the media if you’re building a secretive nuclear arms project to attack the world, but come on Alex. You lost to Liverpool. It’s not quite the same.’ from theda.co.uk
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Jakarta Diecast fair 2-3july ,update participants list Pg.3
enyomic replied to alfagta's topic in HW Discussions
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Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane? A: Diahorrea Q: What do you call a Man Utd season ticket holder? A: Scenery... Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth? A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby. Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common? A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe.
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January through April hauls | The Premium Nissan...
enyomic replied to KidrauhlM5's topic in HW Hauls
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CMD19 Customs... "True Flames" GMC '64 Panel By Me...
enyomic replied to carlos Dariz cmd19's topic in HW Customs
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