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Bagel Shop Student "Hello Mrs. Frobisher" said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop. My husband and I looked at him but drew complete blanks. "I'm sorry, do we know each other?" I asked. "Yeah, you was my English teacher." Leaning over, my husband whispered, "Good job, Honey, good job." Caught Sleeping Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of these excuses. ********************************* They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. I was working smarter - not harder. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm! This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. I'm in the management training program. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem. The coffee machine is broken.... Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic! I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands. The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot. Gosh, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.
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MatchboxClub Little Hauls [updated trades haul pg.36]
matchboxclub replied to matchboxclub's topic in HW Hauls
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MatchboxClub Little Hauls [updated trades haul pg.36]
matchboxclub replied to matchboxclub's topic in HW Hauls
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MatchboxClub Little Hauls [updated trades haul pg.36]
matchboxclub replied to matchboxclub's topic in HW Hauls
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MatchboxClub Little Hauls [updated trades haul pg.36]
matchboxclub replied to matchboxclub's topic in HW Hauls
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Hotwheels Classic Bone Shaker (RAOK from Sinclair)
matchboxclub replied to danielh's topic in HW Garage
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here's translation bro Just back from flea market ... then noon ushar ² HW ... saw one of forumer, apparently it was Sifu, so introduce him to other forumers, quite lot of them .. check out Shelby GT 500 custom made by Mushroom.... looks really different, look like Super t-Hunt, .... thanks to Mushroom and nice to u know all ... will look at another HW flea market next time. great haul btw bro.. love the AMX Javelin tempos
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CKH HAUL @ # VERSION 25 : May Haul (not so recent haul!!)
matchboxclub replied to chee keng hong's topic in HW Hauls
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xebec - endless haulage November 2010..Updated pg 13
matchboxclub replied to xebec-Crash's topic in HW Hauls
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