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hassan

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  1. nice stuff bro.. love those minis.. yum yum... congrats..
  2. ada kosong tak ... awww..i pun nak cari duit lebih la ... tapi i cuma buat 'kerja tangan' jer..
  3. pagi jadi daniel malam kat chow kit jadi daniella awwwww...
  4. change view mah... mamaks there got more dd and fangula.. mcd full of hot rods only... blech
  5. [quote="mushr00m"] itu yang ko nampak.. hahhaa.. Mase ko takde? ekkekekeke... only eight and woozie can answer that.. hehehee tengok.. jantan gaks... next week u should stick a few of those magnets to urself la bro.. might be useful...
  6. how come no pics of u la bro.. to much drooling is it... i can bet the daddy is more excited than the kid..
  7. not sure why but when mushroom ada booth cam sepi skit.. ada la 2-3 jantan yg singgah..tp kalau aku ada aweks2 yang datang.. kenapa yer...
  8. break wuhoo. me and danielh get to see ozawa's fangula.. but i managed to play wit it... oh she like my hot rod too...
  9. A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where'd ja get the pig?" The woman replied," You drunken fool, that's no pig -- it's a duck!" And the drunk said," Quiet, I was talking to the duck." Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!" Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and Complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
  10. Break. ayo when is this gonna end la dey.. whose gonna compile everything huh... but i'll layan anyways heehee... unbreak
  11. wah like reporter plak.. nice everything... congrats on the pencil box.. errr who gets to keep it..
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