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Everything posted by darthvader
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A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. They tried to make other arrangements, but the train was full and they were both very tired. They agreed to make the best of it for at least one night. There were two berths, and the man gallantly agreed to take the upper one. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please reach into that closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she said. "Get your own **** blanket."
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ONLY 4 HW Lover... (Mode : Bore.. hahahhaa....)
darthvader replied to flip's topic in HW Discussions
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ONLY 4 HW Lover... (Mode : Bore.. hahahhaa....)
darthvader replied to flip's topic in HW Discussions
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ONLY 4 HW Lover... (Mode : Bore.. hahahhaa....)
darthvader replied to flip's topic in HW Discussions
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ONLY 4 HW Lover... (Mode : Bore.. hahahhaa....)
darthvader replied to flip's topic in HW Discussions
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Custom Rally Ralliart Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X
darthvader replied to rikmun's topic in HW Customs
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Jakarta Diecast fair 2-3july ,update participants list Pg.3
darthvader replied to alfagta's topic in HW Discussions
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hahahahaha u keep counting...this is for u zoom... -Top Ten Bad Things About Having A Summer Time Share With Darth Vader- 10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his. 9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it. 8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler. 7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago." 6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine. 5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch. 4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast. 3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth." 2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill. 1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.
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