sahama 0 Posted January 28, 2011 netmatrix wrote:Quote :red house made from red bricksblue house made from blue bricksyellow house made from yellow bricksblack house made from black bricksgreen house made from what???Green house is a phenomenon. Its made by man. Else you are talking about LEGO bricks? Then its plastic....or silica Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Eminem meeting Chuck Norris: Eminem: I’M NOT AFRAID! Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted February 28, 2011 Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, “HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!” and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend’s bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, “Don’t **** with Chuck!” Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoomckng 0 Posted February 28, 2011 chuck norris 1 : darthvader 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted February 28, 2011 zoomckng wrote:chuck norris 1 : darthvader 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted February 28, 2011 -Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.-Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter-Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.-Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.-Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.-Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.-The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.-Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours... the sun then blinked.hahahaha me love chuck jokes!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sahama 0 Posted March 4, 2011 Thumb up for darthvader Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fadli85 0 Posted March 4, 2011 I don't get Chuck Norris jokes, why does people make him sound so great? I watched Texas Ranger he was cool but then not like this cool..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
undercoverbrother 0 Posted March 4, 2011 Because he's Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted March 4, 2011 undercoverbrother wrote:Because he's Chuck Norris.+100 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoomckng 0 Posted March 4, 2011 darthvader wrote:undercoverbrother wrote:Because he's Chuck Norris.+100chuck norris 2 : darthvader 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted March 4, 2011 hahahahaha u keep counting...this is for u zoom...-Top Ten Bad Things About Having A Summer Time Share With Darth Vader-10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his. 9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it. 8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler. 7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago." 6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine. 5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch. 4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast. 3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth." 2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill. 1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoomckng 0 Posted March 4, 2011 u watch too many david letterman bro. hahatry do one about serbegeth singh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fadli85 0 Posted March 4, 2011 zoomckng wrote:darthvader wrote:undercoverbrother wrote:Because he's Chuck Norris.+100chuck norris 2 : darthvader 0Still not getting it..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoomckng 0 Posted March 4, 2011 Fadli85 wrote:zoomckng wrote:darthvader wrote:undercoverbrother wrote:Because he's Chuck Norris.+100chuck norris 2 : darthvader 0Still not getting it.....dont waste ur time here. re-use it somewhere else Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raymond 0 Posted March 4, 2011 Three guys died on the same day...One was an Engineer,the other was a doctor and the third is a homeless man with a little mental problem...The Devil was waiting for them because, apparently all three of them deserved to go to Hell...Since the Devil was in a good mood...The Devil said,"Allright you three,I will give you a chance for you to go to Heaven.However,each of you must ask me a question.If I manage to answer your question you're coming to Hell with me but if I can't answer you question[Yeah Right!!],you can go to heaven..Sounds like a deal?All three men said,Ok,we agree..The engineer asked the hardest mathematical question he knew and pass it to the Devil for him to answer.The Devil solved it without hesitating.Therefore,he went to HellNext,the doctor asked the Devil about a complex medical procedure.The Devil took a moment to think but answered it correctly.The doctor went to Hell too.Lastly,the homeless man's turn to ask a question...He requested for a chair with 100 holes on it..The Devil made it appear from thin air..The homeless man sat on the chair and farted quite loudly...He got up and asked the Devil in broken english "Which hole I farted???"So The Devil gambled and pointed to a hole in the middle of the chair.."Wrong",the man said.Devil:So which hole?The man:With a smile on my face..Spoiler: My *** Hole!!!The next moment,The man was in heaven Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rikmun 0 Posted March 4, 2011 LMAO!This is a very nice one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted March 7, 2011 muahahahaha really makes my monday morning !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enyomic 0 Posted March 7, 2011 Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?A: DiahorreaQ: What do you call a Man Utd season ticket holder?A: Scenery...Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth?A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby.Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common?A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted March 7, 2011 hahahaha man.u fans will butthurt for sure! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
undercoverbrother 0 Posted March 7, 2011 enyomic wrote:Spoiler: Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?A: DiahorreaQ: What do you call a Man Utd season ticket holder?A: Scenery...Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth?A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby.Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common?A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe.You might get slapped with ban from shakz, but don't worry undercover brother will safeguard you here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matbear82 0 Posted March 7, 2011 ceh... MU masih kat atas lagi... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enyomic 0 Posted March 7, 2011 undercoverbrother wrote:enyomic wrote:Spoiler: Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?A: DiahorreaQ: What do you call a Man Utd season ticket holder?A: Scenery...Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth?A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby.Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common?A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe.You might get slapped with ban from shakz, but don't worry undercover brother will safeguard you here. ANOTHER JOKE .... belum kena ban lagi LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildspirit 0 Posted March 7, 2011 All good one...darthvader please pull one kind like Raja Lawak version Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jhc7598 0 Posted March 7, 2011 enyomic wrote:Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?A: They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.Q: What do you call 20 Manchester United Fans skydiving from an aeroplane?A: DiahorreaQ: What do you call a Man Utd season ticket holder?A: Scenery...Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth?A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby.Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common?A: They're both bugger-all use in Europe. i like,.. hahaha!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted March 8, 2011 i'm not a football fan but this is funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinclair 0 Posted March 8, 2011 darthvader wrote:i'm not a football fan but this is funny.Haha, yep this is funny. The demon would approve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted March 8, 2011 A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. They tried to make other arrangements, but the train was full and they were both very tired. They agreed to make the best of it for at least one night. There were two berths, and the man gallantly agreed to take the upper one.At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please reach into that closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.""I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.""Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed."Good," she said. "Get your own **** blanket." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enyomic 0 Posted March 8, 2011 Manchester United have announced that squad personnel will no longer be giving interviews to major press outlets, and will instead get Gary Neville to do a puppet show explaining just why the referee cost them the game this time. The news follows the revelation that Sir Alex Ferguson is in fact a small child who throws a hissy fit over absolutely nothing before smearing his food all over the living room floor. United’s official station, MUTV are currently broadcasting propaganda like footage which sees Ryan Giggs blowing up Liverpool in a fighter plane before celebrating over a pint of official Manchester United beer (available in all club outlets) which is said to increase your footballing ability ‘by at least 74%.’ Mike Phelan is also seen smiling and dancing to the Macarena post watershed. Press associations are likely to complain about the blanket silence and some experts are warning Sir Alex Ferguson is close to becoming a fully fledged dictator. BBC journalist Pleaze Saysomthin said ‘he’s making himself sound a bit like Kim Jong Il. And I can sort of understand keeping quiet to the media if you’re building a secretive nuclear arms project to attack the world, but come on Alex. You lost to Liverpool. It’s not quite the same.’from theda.co.uk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darthvader 0 Posted March 9, 2011 found at mini market near my house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mushr00m 0 Posted March 15, 2011 I know this is is supposed to be a Jokes Thread..but this one cracks me up..http://www.mudah.my/Hotwheels+Mazda+Furai+with+Saleen+S7-8245694.htmI can be rich like this.. ahahahahhahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chee keng hong 0 Posted March 15, 2011 mushr00m wrote:I know this is is supposed to be a Jokes Thread..but this one cracks me up..http://www.mudah.my/Hotwheels+Mazda+Furai+with+Saleen+S7-8245694.htmI can be rich like this.. ahahahahhahahahaNO WORRY GUYS!! I have both the casting and i am selling more cheaper than the mudah.com!! Wat a jokes of the day!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mushr00m 0 Posted March 15, 2011 chee keng hong wrote:mushr00m wrote:I know this is is supposed to be a Jokes Thread..but this one cracks me up..http://www.mudah.my/Hotwheels+Mazda+Furai+with+Saleen+S7-8245694.htmI can be rich like this.. ahahahahhahahahaNO WORRY GUYS!! I have both the casting and i am selling more cheaper than the mudah.com!! Wat a jokes of the day!! hehehe.. I know.. I can even give it for free... don't need to spend so much.. ahahahhaah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinclair 0 Posted March 15, 2011 Unbelievable price! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
danielh 0 Posted March 15, 2011 RM50??? what a price......and joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sahama 0 Posted March 15, 2011 Nice pricing, must be rare one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enyomic 0 Posted March 15, 2011 did anybody call the joker .... lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fadli85 0 Posted March 15, 2011 The guy even dumber Saleen is not European, it's American. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mushr00m 0 Posted March 16, 2011 Fadli85 wrote:The guy even dumber Saleen is not European, it's American.warghhahahahhahahahaa... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildspirit 0 Posted March 16, 2011 guling-guling......guling-guling....guling-guling. tak guna smiley pon takpe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T.C1 0 Posted March 17, 2011 all of your jokes is funny.now i want to share my jokes, hanya lpas tngok jer kamu akn tergelak, kod yang mempunyai lemah jantung jgn le tngokwww.luna-maya.comi swear it not a lucah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
